Oh no.

By Anonymous - 07/01/2018 01:30

Spicy
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
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Stacey LM Parks_848050989 7

Just maybe keep that little secret in the closet.

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ffc Squall 14

Burn it. Cast it into the fires of Mordor. Open up a portal to an unknown unknowable dimension and just get rid of it.

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ffc Squall 14

Burn it. Cast it into the fires of Mordor. Open up a portal to an unknown unknowable dimension and just get rid of it.

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GamerChickxoxo 16

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Krystal.xo 12

well that's ******

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KnowsWhatAJokeIs 4

Throw that ***** out and buy her a real one, just put it in her room and never mention it.

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Lobby_Bee 17

That's one way to show her how good her daddy is.

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EarthsMightiestHeroes 20

Just tell her it was a special mold of his penis. Bet she won't ever go near it again!

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interesting33 36

telling her could be damaging. it could really mess with her head. she doesn't need to know. Kait get rid of it

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Liongoddess8 18

She's already messed up if she knowingly used her mother's used *****, just tell her and be done with it. If she knew, she'd think next time about stealing her mother's private items.

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Dusclops2002 9

It doesn't help that I just read a story on 4chan about someone who stole their parents *****, used it, and then found out it was a mold of their father's.

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