Oh no.

By Anonymous - 07/01/2018 01:30

Spicy
Today, while cleaning out my daughter's closet, I found my missing dildo. It's a mold of my husband's penis. FML
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Stacey LM Parks_848050989 7

Just maybe keep that little secret in the closet.

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ffc Squall 14

Burn it. Cast it into the fires of Mordor. Open up a portal to an unknown unknowable dimension and just get rid of it.

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Armanda Pruitt 2

What if the husband is not the daughter’s actual father? Still bad but not like incestuous or anything. Horrifying nonetheless.

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realjojo 11

Talk to her 1. Let her know "borrow" things without telling within the house is still kind of steal, and wrong. No matter what the object was, *****, book or money. 2. There is nothing wrong using a *****, but that is a very personal belonging, she should not use other's. 3. DO NOT mention other details like the molding part...

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abbas07 20

she is keeping it within the "family"

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thatslifeiguess7 16

Who uses moms *****? Seriously ridioulous! Maybe she was going to knit it a cover. idk why but somehow its better in my view if hes her stepfather. Call Jerry Springer

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CoyoteOldOne 17

On the bright side, once you tell her it's a mold of your husband's penis, she'll probably never use your (or any other) sex toy again.

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