Oh the humanity

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML
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Top comments

RedJester23 6

well that was a moosetake

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DocBastard 38

That was no moose! That was Rudolph! You killed Christmas!!!

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Comments

gizz104 0

Agreed Doc. Sorry, I can't reply to specific comments off my phone. Smart phone my ass. Anyways, people should definitely think about things before they say/type them. Its getting rather annoying. Who cares if the fml is real or not? As doc pointed out you have no proof, but besides that OP, her bf, and the moose were the only ones truely affected by this so if you don't believe it, then just forget about it and move onto the next fml.

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EmoOrange 0

Who hits a freakin moose? Those things are huge!

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jakegryan 0

because, there stupid animals (much like you) and when scarred dart everywhere it's easy... dumbass

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tweetbaby14 18

94, because you used "there" instead of "their" you have no room to say anyone is a dumbass... dumbass.

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tweetbaby14 18

*they're; my mistake.

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jakegryan 0

see we are both wrong... grammar Nazi...

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very_ugly_girl 0

At least you get a free dinner. A moose can feed a family of four for about one week.

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ice_rose88 0

Most moose can feed a family of four for much longer than that!

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that_guy_ollie 0

a hungry familiy of four?

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very_ugly_girl 0

Could have been a baby or midget moose

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alaaloo_fml_fml 0

Karma is a bitch.. you sort of are too OP.

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juniefry 0

i dont get why its ydi. is it bad to be proud of yourself? dont act like youve never been concieted.

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nessaface25 14

CUDDA BEEN WORSE. U CUD HAVE HIT A CAR.

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DocBastard 38

Nessa, your caps lock seems to be malfunctioning. You may want to look into that. And you also may want to look into buying a dictionary - you'll find the word "could" on page 54.

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Elenachka 0

yeeeeah ive done this. bragged to my boyfriend that i've never hit anything, the next day i backed into a wall. never fails. after that,it was "i've never been in an accident" (as in, with another car) and that same day i rear-ended some idiot stopped at a merge in pittsburgh. like i said...NEVER FAILS.

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