Oh, the irony

By HassledAirfarer - 07/12/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML
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Luckster 0

You see, that is when you close your laptop (be sure to save your work), grip it firmly on both sides, raise it, and beat the living shit outta her with it!!

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Ascaryrobot 0

Should have entered Microsoft Sam (if you have it) voice suite and typed in "Bomb Armed", lean in and in a very quiet voice say "Praise Allah" Watch her scream turn white then scream some more, turn red and then after you've alt+f4 like a bastard to turn off your laptop watch her be arrested for causing a bomb scare.

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Brave_Sir_Robin 4

This sounds like an expert testimonial. Learned from experience, have we?

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chinisse_sayu 0

#43 nailed it. lol. alt+F4 like a bastard xD

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Tensolin_fml 0

She desserves to be punched in the face her and her big mouth hope punched her. I bet you wanted to LOL :D

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42billybob 5

why is it people demand silence when they're using transportation? you can't even talk to your friend next to you any louder than an inaudible whipser without people whining about you. it's like people WANT to sit in silence and unbearable boredom until they reach their destination.

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avoidthegirl 6

Oh, you must've missed that part where OP said it was a RED EYE FLIGHT. Meaning in the middle of the goddamn night. So that dumb bitch was probably preventing EVERYONE around her from sleeping.

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Icutu7 0

should have been like:"i'll show you inconsiderate"*smashes lap top across her face*

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maralsky 0

Okay, while the woman should realize that this is a late flight, and others want to sleep, I must play devil's avocate for a moment. Some people--myself being one of them--find certain sounds to be very enraging. Not annoying. Enraging. Keyboards cackling can be one of these sounds (it's a milder one for me), though mouth noises such as gum chewing are usually the worst. However, if this woman was one of those people like me, I'm not sure why in the world she was on an airplane without an iPod or the like to cover sounds like this (I ALWAYS bring my MP3 player when I go on a plane or the like!). Not to mention, this problem is usually something the makes people feel ashamed (I know I do) because it's so "socially unacceptable" to be intolerate to such noises, I'm surprised she was so open about it. It's quite possible she's just a very nasty person, but I have to raise awareness for my own kind, since very few people realize this problem even exist for some. :(

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Brak_Spaceman 19

You need to seek medical attention. You have severe issues.

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atty11 0

if you say "or the like" one more time i'm going to hurl.

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cals 0

if this woman was already chattering away, then the keyboard clacking shouldn't have bothered her. if you're saying that you have some sort of mental problem where you can't tune such noises out while you're talking, then yes, go get some professional help.

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Brak_Spaceman 19

Falcon Punch is appropriate in this situation.

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Brak_Spaceman 19

You need to seek medical attention. You have severe issues.

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