Airplanes, Ironic and Transportation: Oh, the irony

Oh, the irony

By HassledAirfarer - 07/12/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML

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By northernlass - 01/10/2010 14:32 - United States

Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML

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By Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 04:41 - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 17:00

Today, I was sat next to a screaming baby on a 9-hour flight. Now before anyone has a go at me, I am in no way blaming the baby, I’m blaming the mother with her makeup hair and nails done perfectly, with her AirPods on, staring at her phone, and ignoring her screaming child the full 9 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 20:12 - United States

Today, at the airport, a lady bitched me out for changing her departure gate. She called me incompetent and accused me of "messing with people's lives" by "making them walk." I didn't change the gate, and the other gate was less than 10 feet away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 04:00

Today, after two years of working from home, and being bugged by a relative every five minutes as I tried to work, I turned the tables by asking her something. I promptly got chewed out for interrupting something she was doing. FML

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By Come on - 29/01/2012 00:46 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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That's some BS

By unemployed - 21/05/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML

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Tactical nuke

By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

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By SexyPlayer9 - 24/07/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML

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Luckster 0

Monday 7 December 2009 9:43

You see, that is when you close your laptop (be sure to save your work), grip it firmly on both sides, raise it, and beat the living shit outta her with it!!

JessiGoose 0

Monday 7 December 2009 9:37

Wow, did you punch her in the head?

Comments

DasHaas 9

Monday 7 December 2009 12:25

Stare for a few seconds, point at her, laugh like a maniac, then continue your work as if nothing happened.

Sakke 4

Monday 7 December 2009 12:44

#25 wins. Do that, or just ignore the bitch.

zays 0

Monday 7 December 2009 13:09

That would be sooo funny! HAHA!

skyeyez9 24

Monday 7 December 2009 13:41

Too bad you didn't have gas. You could have leaned to her side, repeatedly farted and fanned them over to her. if she is calling you inconsiderate, you may as well go all out.

hooplasmeegle 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 6:27

That sounds like the bast plan! :D

perdix 29

Monday 7 December 2009 13:52

She's right. Everyone enjoys loud chattering. It provides entertainment for the whole cabin. Computer noises just sound like the plane is malfunctioning and panics people into thinking they are going to crash and burn. Put the ******* computer away and enjoy the onboard entertainment provided for you!

amelia_moon 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 8:02

You're so defensive! Last time you were on a plane did someone shut you up for talking too loudly about your genital warts?

atty11 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 18:13

perdix is kidding. i guess you didn't catch the sarcasm.

Crysta_fml 3

Monday 7 December 2009 14:43

You should have called her out on her double standards and shat all over her self riciousness.

atty11 0

Monday 7 December 2009 17:46

hahahahahhaha lmfao

jazzmancarron 11

Monday 7 December 2009 16:02

tell her that you'll quit the clicking when she shuts her cum receptacle. and i think it would have been worth the value of the laptop to bash her over the head with it.