Airplanes, Ironic and Transportation: Oh, the irony

Oh, the irony

By HassledAirfarer - 07/12/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML

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By northernlass - 01/10/2010 14:32 - United States

Today, I boarded a trans-Atlantic flight by myself, and struck up a nice conversation with the passenger across the aisle. Before we even took off, the man in front of me unbuckled, stood to face me, and asked me to please shut the hell up. "It's a 9 hour flight, and you're VERY loud!" FML

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By Ashleigh - 22/04/2011 18:43 - United States

Today, I was on a three hour flight to Los Angeles for a corporate meeting. The woman next to me instantly fell asleep and snored louder than a freight train, while the kid behind me made a hobby of thashing my seat from behind. When I peered over and asked him to stop, he spat in my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 04:41 - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 17:00

Today, I was sat next to a screaming baby on a 9-hour flight. Now before anyone has a go at me, I am in no way blaming the baby, I’m blaming the mother with her makeup hair and nails done perfectly, with her AirPods on, staring at her phone, and ignoring her screaming child the full 9 hours. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 20:12 - United States

Today, at the airport, a lady bitched me out for changing her departure gate. She called me incompetent and accused me of "messing with people's lives" by "making them walk." I didn't change the gate, and the other gate was less than 10 feet away. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2022 04:00

Today, after two years of working from home, and being bugged by a relative every five minutes as I tried to work, I turned the tables by asking her something. I promptly got chewed out for interrupting something she was doing. FML

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By Come on - 29/01/2012 00:46 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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That's some BS

By unemployed - 21/05/2009 19:16 - United States

Today, my boss came storming towards me, screaming just how tired she is with my constant bullshit. Already pissed off, I retorted that she's a bitch and should go lose some pounds. Turns out she was talking to her husband on her Bluetooth headset. FML

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Tactical nuke

By Anonymous - 18/07/2015 00:54 - United States - Johnson City

Today, I was Skyping with my girlfriend. I was incredibly tired and just wanted to go to bed, but she just kept talking and wouldn't let me go. I ended up blurting out, "Your mom's a cunt." just to start a fight and have an excuse to hang up on her. I feel like an asshole. FML

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By SexyPlayer9 - 24/07/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, I was on a flight and one of my friends was sitting next to this woman who happened to be sleeping with her mouth wide open. My friend decided to take a picture. While I was editing it, a man sitting behind us said "If you want to take a picture of my girlfriend, wait until she's awake". FML

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Luckster 0

Monday 7 December 2009 9:43

You see, that is when you close your laptop (be sure to save your work), grip it firmly on both sides, raise it, and beat the living shit outta her with it!!

JessiGoose 0

Monday 7 December 2009 9:37

Wow, did you punch her in the head?

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Psykotic_fml 1

Tuesday 8 December 2009 2:12

That's when you say, "Oh sorry, my typing is bothering you? I'll stop typing." Then go watch a noisy video on your laptop.

ohgosh_noooo 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 2:59

i probably would have told her off.. using some awesome cuss words.. maybe even calling her a dumb fat ****... yeah... i hate people like that..

purple91 8

Tuesday 8 December 2009 3:57

I hope you told the loud mouthed bitch to stfu

hooplasmeegle 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 6:29

*best

sparkleprincess 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 6:36

@#34, because when the stwardess finds out it was you she'll say dont make me turn this plane around, @person, fyl because you dont stand up for yourself or u wouldnt be so pissed off about the outcome of the sitatuion.. in my opinion, people like this need something said to them.

surferbabe 0

Tuesday 8 December 2009 6:59

Shoulda pulled out your headphones, listen to your music so loud that you couldn't hear her scream at your for being so loud and continue to type loudly.

Tigg3r 3

Tuesday 8 December 2009 7:32

I would've said "Oh I'm sorry I'm a bitch, I never learned how to say **** you politely." Then I would've flipped the finger and continued on with my work. Plus, I would've tossed in some really loud music just to bug the crap outta her. People need to learn selective hearing, it works for kids all the time. Should've just socked her.

Skulgrav 0

Sunday 13 December 2009 2:42

You should have just told the bitch off. When she complained, just look at her casually and tell her to blow it out her ass then go back to work. Or say, "Then you had better have packed a pair of earplugs, bitch, because I'm not going to stop my work." Then give her the double barreled salute.

meatrash 0

Wednesday 16 December 2009 6:40

What a bitch! I would've told her to stick it where the sun dont shine- then I would have put on something really obscene and play it loudly to annoy the living shit out of her. If she complained again- Id have said- Sit on it.