Oh, the irony

By HassledAirfarer - 07/12/2009 02:08 - United States

Today, I was on a red-eye flight, and the woman beside me was chattering loudly to her friend. I opened my laptop and got to work. Suddenly, one of the women turned to me and told me that the clicking of my keyboard was too loud. She then called me an "inconsiderate, selfish bitch." FML
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Luckster 0

You see, that is when you close your laptop (be sure to save your work), grip it firmly on both sides, raise it, and beat the living shit outta her with it!!

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captainsarcastic 0

I would've continued typing and, when she complained again, told her that her complaining was disturbing. But, tbf, the OP handled it well by submitting an FML. Nicely done. :D

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chinisse_sayu 0

dont smash the computer in her face! shes not worth it! You got her back good since you typed this FML. All you have to do is show her this FML, the comments against her, then laugh & call her an inconsiderate bitch.

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lindsaylu98 0

u should have turned around and said look whos talkin!!!

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dubbadee123 5

say you know I would but since I'm an inconsiderate bitch I dont think I will

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loser_lover95 9

You shouldve flipped her off and said "Is this inconsiderate too? "

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tessie1423 0

Ha! I would have button mashed

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jamboooy 11

Play an obnoxious song and place your laptop down. As she is looking at you bend down and pretend to tie your shoe. Instead of tying your shoe take it off and throw it at her yelling obscenities in many different languages.

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