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By Nicks - 03/07/2013 15:10 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my mother-in-lawyer threatened to sue me unless I took my professional wedding photographs off Facebook, as she didn't like that they made her look fat. She is over 300 pounds. FML

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By depressedkiwi - 15/07/2020 08:01

Today, I found out my mother-in-law is trying to force me to lose weight, even though I am trying, and have a medical condition. FML

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By samikai523 - 18/04/2011 20:25 - United States

Today, my sister told me she didn’t want me in her wedding pictures because I looked fat in my bridesmaid's dress. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, my future mother-in-law started shit-talking me on Facebook, and we got into a heated argument. She called me later in the day, saying I'll be lucky if I ever marry her son and that, "You'll suffer to your last breath." I'm now terrified to set foot outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2022 18:00

Today, my future mother-in-law tried to blackmail me out of the wedding with photographs of me with another man. Her son and I met on a swingers website and we both have multiple sexual partners, so we had to tell her the truth. Awkward doesn’t begin to describe it. FML

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By hate this job - 09/06/2021 19:59

Today, a 300 lb woman caused a huge scene at the public pool where I work. She accused me of fatshaming and swore to sue me for discrimination. I asked her to cover up, as her 3x too small string bikini went against the pool’s dress code. I don’t make the rules, I just have to enforce them. FML

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By anonymous - 10/11/2016 14:29 - United States - Lewistown

Today, I was subpoenaed on behalf of my mother-in-law. My husband said if I didn't defend her and consequently lie under oath, our marriage is over. She said, "I can get rid of two problems in one day!" FML

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By brittrod - 05/12/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML

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By wearingashirtatthepool - 09/05/2016 00:04 - United States - East Brunswick

Today, I spent thirty minutes on the phone with my best friend's mom, because her daughter was too afraid to tell me that I'm no longer a bridesmaid at her wedding because I'm too fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, my lawyer threatened to sue me because I can't afford his bill, which he sent to me after getting me out of a lawsuit. FML

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By namenlos - 27/05/2012 21:53 - Australia

Today, on Facebook, my sister posted a ton of photos of herself wearing a skimpy bikini, commenting that she looked hideous and fat. I can't stand attention-seeking fuckballs, so I called her on it. My mother then condemned me for "mocking" my sister, and grounded me for an entire month. FML

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SilentScreamer 12

Wednesday 3 July 2013 18:43

She's a huge bitch.

nyrangersfan9 13

Wednesday 3 July 2013 18:43

You can use a feature on Facebook that blocks a certain person from viewing a specific picture. Try that maybe?

Comments

lwonderful 11

Wednesday 3 July 2013 20:30

They're YOUR wedding photos. She can't sue you for anything

BelfastNuts 15

Wednesday 3 July 2013 20:35

Americans sue everyone for everything. Absolute joke (This comment is not the opinion of the submitted nor any third parties). Try and sue that mwhaha!

asylumlane 23

Wednesday 3 July 2013 20:43

Just remove the pictures she's in or cut her out of them. Problem solved and everyone can go back to their lives.

onorexveritas 23

Wednesday 3 July 2013 20:45

oh the irony

alfred07 18

Wednesday 3 July 2013 20:58

Does she have grounds to sue you?

ileenefudge 29

Thursday 4 July 2013 2:28

brittyboo123 35

Wednesday 3 July 2013 21:11

Crop her out, if possible.

anon_e_m00se 8

Wednesday 3 July 2013 21:18

If she had asked nicely, you could have done a nice cropping job to remove her from the FB pictures, so that the photos still looked nice, but she wasn't in them. Because she's a bitch, just put big black (or white) squares over her spot in the pictures. Maybe just on her face, so that she can't complain that people "can tell it's her", but leave the fat blob of what she calls a "body" visible.

qwertyu_ioplk 9

Wednesday 3 July 2013 22:01

*mother in law

mmm666 16

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:29

It says 'mother-in-lawyer', obviously meaning that she is both her mother-in-law AND a lawyer.

GraphicAustin 8

Wednesday 3 July 2013 22:23

Tell her to do it then have it brought up in court that she's a fat lazy slug

exlexx 12

Wednesday 3 July 2013 22:45

how about respecting her privacy? not everyone likes having their photos on the web.

onesarcasticdik 8

Wednesday 3 July 2013 23:12

It was her wedding and those are her pictures of her day. If someone don't want their picture up, they should stay home.

AestheticGuy 21

Tuesday 9 July 2013 5:33

How does an elephant like that even have privacy? I mean, it must pretty hard to fkn' hide her from the public. Maybe they keep her in a private sanctuary...