Awkward, Racism and Love: OKAAAAAAAY - FML

OKAAAAAAAY

By Awkward - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

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dorworters 9

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:15

after this happened, were you oKKK?

pongmaster 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:13

tell him he's an ignorant asshole and report him..

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Laurendorcus 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:18

At least you know he really likes you because if he didn't he would be burning crosses on your front lawn rather than dating you. Its true love. Congrats!

lane4 1

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:18

oh snap. guess u never really know someone.

docinthemaking 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:19

That's crazy. But you know this aint too too bad, I mean you could have found this out after you married him and had three or four kids with him. Just imagine trying to explain to you kids Dad has to go the KKK meeting tonight.

midgetme234 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:20

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Moemoemoe_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:21

O_______o

tisiphone_fml 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:23

*shudder* This may be one of the most horrifying FMLs I have ever read. Run away fast. At least you found out early.

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:23

Hahahaha, Texas.

tiffanyheart 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:25

Truly, my response to this FML was "WT- oh, Texas. I guess that makes sense then."

123e3 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:25

I'm really getting tired of the KKK

R3kli3 10

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:27

gurl dump that Asshole like NOW!!!!!!

arabianhorse1234 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 1:28

Wow, didn't see that coming. But seriously, you've been dating for two years and you never noticed that he is racist? Observational fail...

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