Money, Landlords and Miscellaneous: One rule for thee…

One rule for thee…

By logic - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I was asked by my live-in landlord not to put too much water in the kettle because it made the utility bills too high. This is the same woman who takes daily baths. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2013 10:01 - United States - Austin

Today, I came home to a flooded apartment and water still pouring from the ceiling. The woman who lives above me is shocked that I would consider her responsible for the damage and doesn't think she should have to pay for it. FML

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By she has dumbcuntitis - 03/06/2015 06:03 - United States - Hacienda Heights

Today, my roommate bitched me out over my "OCD" driving the water bill up. She takes hour-long showers, but apparently me flushing after peeing "wasteful" and a sign of a neurological disorder. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, after a horrible day at work, I called my wife on the drive home and asked if she could start the kettle so I could have a cup of tea when I got home. She shrieked, "I'm not your maid!" and hung up on me, then threw hot water in my face when I got home. FML

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mariamilian 20

Monday 18 January 2016 18:33

next time she asks you to stop, say you're boiling water to take baths the old fashioned way

Scarylizard1798 23

Monday 18 January 2016 18:32

The world is full of hypocrites and its our job to deal with them lol

Comments

bkmr 9

Sunday 24 January 2016 6:53

U pay rent so...

Ellenness 5

Monday 25 January 2016 20:47

At least she actually uses all the water in her baths though. Boiling a full kettle and only using a cup is just wasteful.

KayleeFrye 39

Saturday 6 February 2016 1:58

It's weird that you find bathing everyday to be weird.

deaddonkey 15

Tuesday 16 February 2016 15:58

Does she know that taking a shower uses less water?

wpam1978 7

Wednesday 24 August 2016 12:53

I sorta think it's weird that OP does not take a daily bathe

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 2 June 2024 22:33

I take daily showers... I can't stand going a day without bathing. It makes my hair oily/greasy and puts me in an overall bad mood. I'd rather skip a tea kettle drink than a shower.