One-upmanship championship

By Jan - 18/10/2013 06:13 - United States

Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML
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fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

It sucks OP but let them test you and let's see who will laugh last. Anyway, looks like your mother has got some serious attention seeking issues...

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hollywoodt1ts 15

Take a drug test. That will be the answer to your problem. Show how crazy your mother really is.

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parkwaydrive7 9

They make things called drug tests. When it comes up clean, there's you proof

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proberts17 4

It's sad how people want someone's life to be worse than someone else's or want sympathy. Jus so they get the satisfaction of it : p

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blackonblight 32

It seems like you have an easy solution, if you're clean, you're clean, volunteer to be tested. And be sure to treat it like you're giving them a link to a Snopes article.

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oldsport 5

Just tell them you found it in your mothers closet. Maybe that will help out ;)

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TheyCallMeDamien 17

Your mother Munchausen by proxy much?

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Ray_of_midnight 22

I'm not on drugs. All I wanted was a Pepsi. And she wouldn't give it to me.

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ben_e_boy28 4

I think that's a free pass to start using drugs! ;)

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TallMist 32

Seriously, people? Look at the OP's gender. It clearly says he's a he, not a she.

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