Geek: Today, I have my new iPod Touch, and I'm walking down the street....

By Ulysse - 01/01/2009 19:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I have my new iPod Touch, and I'm walking down the street. Since it's really cold, I'm wearing gloves. At some point, I want to change the song, and don't want to remove my gloves. I try changing the song with my nose, for about 3 minutes, until I realize I look really stupid. FML

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By zero_minded12 - 21/05/2009 03:08 - United States

Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML

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By Brea - 01/02/2011 18:50 - United States

Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML

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By Jocelyn - 25/11/2012 07:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2010 09:04 - Australia

Today, I was walking home down a small street while listening to my iPod. I really got into the music, and started to dance really badly, only to realise there was a car following me, trying to get past. FML

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By dtmm - 22/01/2023 20:00

Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML

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By OzzyWannabee - 20/02/2015 08:12 - France - Issy-les-moulineaux

Today, I tried to overcome my shyness by warmly greeting the bus driver while entering it. I instead blurted out really loudly the words of the song my iPod was playing. FML

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By NoMoreHeadphones - 08/09/2009 19:32 - United States

Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2009 12:17 - Australia

Today, I was alone with a work acquaintance at lunch. A noise came from his pocket; he whipped out his iPod Touch and said "Sorry, I have to take this," before walking away with the iPod to his ear. Not only did he not want to talk to me, he thought I was stupid enough to confuse an iPod with a phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2010 09:57 - United States

Today, I started some laundry late at night. Once my clothes were in the washer for about a half hour, I got bored and I decided I would listen to my iPod. After looking for it for another 15 minutes, I remembered where I'd left it; in my jacket... which is now nice and clean. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 04:47 - United States

Today, I left my brand new iPod Touch outside. There had been a drought for the past 3 weeks. Not anymore. FML

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Ximmie 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:52

I do that all the time to change the volume on my iPod nano LOL!!!!! I thought I was the only moron who did this, glad to know im not the only one!

H2oPolo3 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 6:23

actually they are heat based haha

Comments

Easy_Target 0

Tuesday 24 February 2009 1:29

Ulysse strikes again.

XxFA1LxX 4

Thursday 18 October 2012 8:02

Except for the fact this FML is written in present tense and not too bad..

davidpropert 32

Sunday 20 December 2015 17:22

This FML is stupid and reads like a 5th grader wrote it

Jospehina 0

Saturday 28 February 2009 7:05

Lol, priceless.

Ximmie 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 0:52

I do that all the time to change the volume on my iPod nano LOL!!!!! I thought I was the only moron who did this, glad to know im not the only one!

GeekN 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 15:20

I've had two nanos prior to my touch and I find it just as irritating. I've tried my nose, my lips and my tongue to change the song when I've got my mitts on to no avail. It's sooo annoying...

Shadow_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 9:33

I had to do that the other night with my IPod Nano when I wanted to decrease the volume. I got a few looks at the bus stop I was waiting in the cold at 1030pm 'cause I was using my nose to lower the volume.

shady1 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:13

haha this made me laugh the hardest of all the FML things cuz it happened to me all the time. than i got some gloves where you can remove the finger part so its all good now