At least she was not drinking while driving.

It's better for her to be meditating rather than yelling and cussing out people!!

Well it depends. If she goes into a deep meditation and blocks everything out that would be very bad. Unless she's actually trying to unlock her telekinesis.

Hummmmmmmmm......

That's the fastest way to heaven!

meditating > falling asleep

I don't think his mom takes up 1% of all moms in USA. Js.

Dafuq, where did you get your statistics from?

Oh god I thought you 99%ers died out with the cold snap.

Heavy rsearch shows 34.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

Like yours.

Am I the only one who noticed the OP is in Australia, not USA?

I remember that FML! That one creeped me out

I got the reference. Does that mean I have no life?

I remember it. Reading it made me feel sort of awkward somehow. >:U

Oh man I remember that one, that was so wrong lmfao

6- What I remember most about that nasty fml was the freak that wanted to buy OP's sister's coat after she....soiled it. :p Creepy ass weirdos....

Is that the one where her sister was playing with herself when they were going on a long car ride??

Yeah, I mean, I've done it before. Just don't keep your eyes closed and make sure it's not a time when your attention is needed that much

Wow, did you use enough smiley faces? I think you could have fitted at least two more in there. Try these things called periods, you learned about them in a place called school. They are a great way to end sentences.

But I'm just a happy person :) (see I used a period)

I think emoticons are acceptable to use in place of punctuation :) Got a problem with that >:| She can do whatever she wants :D She's happy person :) It's not her fault that you're a miserable person >:|

well actually, 23 you didn use a period.

30, she meant she's on hers.

23- how can you post a 45 FMLs and be a happy person?

Wow, you even end your last sentence with a period over the internet and probably texting too. Grammar freaks must type the language 100% perfect in places where it doesn't even matter

Nothing wrong with that. And no you didn't, but you know what? It doesn't matter. Don't try to impress the grammar police/freaks/Nazis or whatever you want to call them on the internet, it's not worth wasting your time over. If they get bent out of shape over imperfect grammar, then too bad. Boo hoo. Sucks for them. They can go cry their mom a river. And if they get bent out of shape over it and can't handle it, especially just a small, stupid period, then obviously communication websites such as FML, Facebook, Youtube, etc isn't for them. Stupid bunch of pussy ass grammar pigs, I mean police