Maybe you should move that chair or cover the edges with something softer ?

take care bro

Do you believe in karma? :)

Obviously the chair remembered. It got you twice. And I would stay clear of doors, steps, dogs, cats hell just sit there you'll be much safer.

Good going Grace. I'm the same way. Always crashing into things. Tripping over imaginary furniture/items. I have been Grace for many, many years now. And have the bruises to prove it. I can relate to your pain, OP. Good luck.

you sound like my daughter

How do you forget that?

that's why it hurts the pain is supposed to make you change your behavior move the chair change something I'm afraid the next next post we're going to see about you is from the Darwin Awards

We have a saying in our house. When someone absolutely destroys their own legs by banging it against any piece of furniture we say granpa is visiting (his ghost anyway) because his signature move was just that.

I was so forgetful and clumsy, with a high pain threshold, as a toddler, my parents thought I might have been retarded while my grandparents wondered if I was being abused. Every day I'd run out the backyard door to play forgetting that one concrete step. Slam! Faceplant. Every single blasted day for months.