Ouch!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 05:52 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML
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godlybacon 5

Chestnuts roasting on an open fireee.

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MetalxSoldier 26

I believe the nerves in your nuts were shocked!

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Dracoboxer357 35

O.o Brutal, OP. Fyl, you have my sympathy. Try to be more careful with your jewels, you might decide you need them one day for more than decoration. :P

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whitperky 0

You were out of your element if you didn't know it was wired...

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rubberduckie94 13

In the country it is best to assume all fences are electric. I think your nuts swollen by that bull that kicked you you were getting a better look at.

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G0odgrief 0

aren't there usually big ass signs posted along the fence warning you not to touch?

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MissHayleyJames 7

Only if it's a government fence. People who use them for livestock don't post signs. If someone decides to mess with my property they deserve the shock, especially if they can't recognize the fence as electric in the first place.

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Epikouros 31

That'll teach you to leave the sheep alone!

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dubzta 1

I bet that was quite the shocking experience

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grace12898 0

Two shocking FMLs in one day!

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SoultheWolf 19

Are you a moron? Its not hard to tell if it's an electric fence or not. An electrice fence has a thin long wire across. Even if it was metal (which I highly doubt if its electrical) or wood, there will ALWAYS bee a wire going across. Most of the time it even has large yellow or black clamps between the posts to move the wire a few inches from it. You completely deserve this.

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sarko30 7

...How come your balls touched it first instead of your upper body, since you were leaning.

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