By ouch - 17/09/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML
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GRRSOM 7

I hope you didn't burn off the skin from your hands. If you did, take advantage of not having finger- prints.

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Chigagigaroo 0

Haha, that's so punny.

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False_Stupidity 41

You are hereby charged with the shocking offence of making bad puns.

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flockz 19

i shoot "lightning" from my ass.

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StoryOfTheYear 14

21- Which would lead me to believe you spew random shit from your mouth.

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flockz 19

no i simply did not want to strain myself trying to come up with a lousy pun that someone else already said. besides i spew shit from my ears anyway.

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thebadmanpuntedb 7

meh electric fences don't hurt all that much. the best prank by far tho is to tell a little kid to go take a piss on the fence.

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fmfreakinlife 3

For that last comment that wouldent work 1 horse electric fences arnt high enough voltage to travel that far and 2nd when men urinate it's not a main stream it breaks up as we pee the current would have to travel thru the air therefore still not enough voltage. Also what is the op 4 ? The fences dont hurt it's on avg 10-30 volt witch is nothing

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fakeaccountX 6

DON'T WHIZ ON THE ELECTRIC FENCE!

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Stealthed 8

47 - I take it you've never seen the email about the bloke who whizzed on an electric fence? No pun intended but the photos were quite literally shocking. Don't do it. Just don't.

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Hayman68 4

1) Break the fence 2) Wait for sister to turn it on 3) Turn it back on when she touches it 4) ????? 5) Profit

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tjv3 10

your brother was right it was probably freaking funny

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ImFrackinBored 13

The same thing happens when you hold two guitars by the necks, around the strings that are plugged in... Never hold a friends guitar without unplugging it -___-

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doglover100 28

I'd do it back to him

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Actually, for a horse fence, it's not as powerful to us as it is to them. I've once put my hand on an electric horse fence and had the other on the horse, by accident I promise, and made the horse jump from the current going through it, so it shouldn't have hurt OP that much.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

A horse is a BIG animal, I'm fairly sure the electricity frying it's insides won't hurt it quite as much as it frying a human being.

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dramaelf 37

I've been shocked a few times, the stronger fences feel like being punched in the chest. It's really not pleasant.

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AhmandahAnarchy 5

What a shocker. I didn't even see that coming.......... oh wait, I did

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Lunaa94 6

Been there done that. It's not that bad.

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SteelCladAngel 0

Depends on the strength of the fencer Horse fences and wiring are usually weaker than cattle fences. I've been zapped by horse fencer, which isn't bad, and a cattle fence, which actually left burns...

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GRRSOM 7

I hope you didn't burn off the skin from your hands. If you did, take advantage of not having finger- prints.

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denvan 0

That sure came as a shock

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FYLDeep 25

Should have followed proper lock out/tag out procedures. Somewhere an OSHA official is crying right now.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

"My (insert person) thought it would be funny..." Immidiate fyl. Gee, what a shocker.

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CryMoreFMLs 14

Family loves to make life suck just a little bit more sometimes.

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blurider17 11

U shud give ur bro a taste of his own medicine XD

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