Ouch

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 23:07 - United States

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Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML
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FortuneCookie3 1

maybe he could suck the blockage out.

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xXGigglesXx 0

Hey kinky things r better;) n that gives u an excuse haha be happy wit tht I wud b

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bolodavis 0

I don't care what anyone says sucking on nipples is awesome!!! But I do feel srry for u :)

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chesoes 8

i didnt kno this could happen :O sucks for you tho :(

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sugarbear0727 19

My boyfriend does this all the dang time. I'm glad it hasnt turned out this bad for me yet. But I'm knocking on wood so it doesnt.

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Owowowowow 6

God please tell me you kicked him in the balls and left him.

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apatheticbitch 20

sounds like he has mommy issues and wants to breastfeed

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katluvr 22

This is a late comment x so I sincerely hope either you left the insensitive guy out he got smarter. Someone who laughs at your pain is not someone you should invest your time in.

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