Ouch

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 23:07 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 932
You deserved it 6 294

Same thing different taste

Top comments

FortuneCookie3 1

maybe he could suck the blockage out.

Comments

Hey kinky things r better;) n that gives u an excuse haha be happy wit tht I wud b

bolodavis 0

I don't care what anyone says sucking on nipples is awesome!!! But I do feel srry for u :)

chesoes 8

i didnt kno this could happen :O sucks for you tho :(

sugarbear0727 19

My boyfriend does this all the dang time. I'm glad it hasnt turned out this bad for me yet. But I'm knocking on wood so it doesnt.

God please tell me you kicked him in the balls and left him.

apatheticbitch 20

sounds like he has mommy issues and wants to breastfeed

This is a late comment x so I sincerely hope either you left the insensitive guy out he got smarter. Someone who laughs at your pain is not someone you should invest your time in.