Ouch

By Anonymous - 03/01/2012 23:07 - United States

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Today, I was diagnosed with a clogged milk gland. I am not, nor have ever been, pregnant and therefore have also never breastfed. This condition is caused by my boyfriend's over-active urge to suck on my nipples. I'm in horrible pain, and he won't stop laughing. FML
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FortuneCookie3 1

maybe he could suck the blockage out.

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painri0t 0

Maybe if he blows on your nipples he can declog them?

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katt_is_here 24

This part of the site is for older people. Run along, little girl. Run along.

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prettypinkpixie 9

Posting such things is the reason of FML. And seeing as how the OP is anonymous there is plenty of privacy.

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orashi 5

I wish my gf let me suck on her nipples like that She never lets me not even during sex

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kei1108 13

He sounds like a jerk. I feel like you should break up with him. He's not sympathetic, not taking responsibility, and not apologetic.

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fieldhockey101 0

The awkward moment when you find out you have milk blockage due to your boyfriend sucking your nipples. Wow, that's a first.

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mspeacock 6

Sounds like my bf too, we're both in az, maybe we should start a support group for over worked nips roflmao!

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tayytayy1995 0

Well this thought me a lesson, maybe i shouldnt let my boyfriend suck on mine a lot because I might be in the same situation as you.

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Tdevonner 0

SCORE! ur ****** awesome. I bet u guys have an amazing sex life...u letting him suck whenever so much to the point he broke it lol u deserve a purple heart!

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