Work: Ouchie

Ouchie

By StupidNurse - 26/01/2012 21:57 - Germany

Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML

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You deserved it 4 245

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By Ryan - 07/02/2010 14:18 - France

Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML

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By Bullocks - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Rochester

Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML

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Put it away

By Anonymous - 27/10/2019 22:00

Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML

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Not my day, is it?

By ouch. - 10/12/2018 09:30 - United States - Stamford

Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/06/2011 16:35 - United States

Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML

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You deserved it 6 045

ER time

By sero - 10/08/2022 04:00 - United States - Denver

Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML

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You deserved it 131

By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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Happy wife, happy life, right?

By tradwife blues - 22/08/2023 15:02 - United States

Today, I was chopping veggies for dinner and accidentally sliced through my thumbnail and into my finger. I wrapped it and finished cooking, despite being in considerable pain. My husband patted my shoulder and said sympathetically, "Don’t worry about the dishes babe. You can just do them tomorrow.” FML

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You deserved it 152

Medicare for all, please

By thefirstcutisthedeepest - 30/09/2021 14:01

Today, I cut my leg deeply at the beginning of my work shift. I wrapped it up with packing tape and a thankfully sterile paper towel, and had to work 6 more hours before I could leave. I made 110 dollars at work, only to spend 120 on stitches. FML

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You deserved it 173

MVP

By Darren - 31/08/2020 04:01 - Australia - Greenacre

Today, during my second shift back at work after missing four weeks for knee surgery, I stabbed myself in the hand and now need three weeks off for that surgery. Just as I'm up for a promotion. FML

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You deserved it 364

SoNotForYou 5

Friday 27 January 2012 1:02

Liquid bandage! Problem solved. Feel better :)

ceilingfans 1

Friday 27 January 2012 1:04

Worst way to find out you have a paper cut; use purell.

Comments

tylerdurden00 0

Friday 27 January 2012 16:37

Don't be such a pussy.

usmcUSA 0

Friday 27 January 2012 17:24

Why the **** are you still cooking food with a cut on your finger you nasty bitch?!?!? People go to the hospital because they are sick , not to get sick!

knelson594 0

Friday 27 January 2012 17:26

Maybe you should go to the hospital... Oh wait

caysters 12

Friday 27 January 2012 18:41

As a nurse, you should be using it more than just every 20 minutes... Enter clean, leave clean. Glad im not your patient...

florianh 2

Friday 27 January 2012 18:57

Wear some gloves you dumb bitch

linkinpark98 23

Friday 27 January 2012 19:32

If she is a "Dumb Bitch" why does she have a job as a nurse? Some people these days......

blueyedoll 5

Friday 27 January 2012 19:16

Where gloves duh

linkinpark98 23

Friday 27 January 2012 19:30

I remember doing the same thing.... Except I did it on purpose. What? I ended up being 15 bucks richer.

TonyIsMyDog 2

Friday 27 January 2012 20:29

Peachesncream is hot.

TonyIsMyDog 2

Friday 27 January 2012 20:32

I'm amazed this is being debated so heavily.

mrrossh 3

Friday 27 January 2012 21:09

I know how you feel - I work with sharp metal products and I get my hands cut all the time, and i also work with Isopropanol rubbing alcohol as well. Fortunately, neither my boss or my colleagues take any notice when they hear me swearing.