Drugs and Miscellaneous: Our house

Our house

By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 19:22 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML

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By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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By ishyboo - 27/02/2016 22:59 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML

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Get out

By Anonymous - 16/03/2021 11:59 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my abusive ex-husband thought it was a good idea to buy the house next door and start living there immediately. Looks like I gotta move. FML

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By Almost_Homeless - 23/04/2014 12:43 - Canada - London

Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML

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Freeloadin' freewheelin'

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 04:00

Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML

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By Foreverathome - 28/09/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

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Strapped for cash

By Anonymous - 10/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, my now ex-best friend decided to sell his house. This wouldn't be a problem if he hadn't asked me to live in it and look after it, which I've been doing for two years while he's abroad, and is the result of his loud-mouthed, obese mother leading him around by the nose, and forcing both of us to pay her bills. FML

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By Uhohwemadeamistake - 29/09/2017 16:00

Today, my new neighbor broke into our new house because his key didn't work. We just closed on the house this week and changed the locks when footprints were found in the bathtub after the cleaning crew went through. FML

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By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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Hard no

By Eduardo - 18/04/2021 20:00

Today, my 30-year old cousin, who is unemployed, parasitic and never completed high-school, whose girlfriend is a crack addict, wants to move into my place. He was evicted from an apartment building two weeks ago for assaulting some neighbors. FML

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whaime 10

Monday 12 May 2014 1:39

Time to call the police! lol

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 12 May 2014 1:39

Call the police.

Comments

91hayek 31

Monday 12 May 2014 2:50

He'd probably like that crack from a pipe.

buckdharma 36

Monday 12 May 2014 2:55

Sounds like a pipe dream.

cakefete2 30

Monday 12 May 2014 3:59

That pun cracks me up.

ViviMage 38

Monday 12 May 2014 3:08

You are the owner now. You have no agreements to let him in. Call the cops for trespassing!

Nyahko 16

Monday 12 May 2014 3:37

you need to file a police report you might be able to get a restraining/protective order ,change all of the locks and make sure all the windows have locks on them , if you can get some high quality shutters to put over the windows you can make it so they lock from the inside you may also want to thoroughly check the house to make sure he didn't lave anything stashed their

Nyahko 16

Monday 12 May 2014 3:40

oh well i'm thinking of it you may be able to file a law suit against the previous owners for not disclosing that their crack head son could pose a threat to anyone who live their

brand125 17

Monday 12 May 2014 6:41

^you reaaaally think you could make that work?

Nyahko 16

Monday 12 May 2014 7:28

depending on where you live it can their are certain things that you are required by law to disclose when selling a property and in some places imminent dangers are one of the things you have to disclose and it can be argued that the previous owners' son is one

thewife5 19

Monday 12 May 2014 16:27

They would only have to disclose that info if he was making the drug in the house. If people were required to disclose all their crazy family members that stopped in a house would never re-sale.