Drugs and Miscellaneous: Our house

Our house

By Anonymous - 11/05/2014 19:22 - United States

Today, I moved into my new house. The previous occupants failed to tell me that they'd recently kicked out their crazy crackhead son, who seems to think they've paid me to pretend that they've moved out and that I'm the new owner. He wants back in. FML

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You deserved it 3 594

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By Ghettogirl4life - 12/07/2011 13:34 - United States

Today, I moved into my new apartment. My neighbor is apparently crazy and thinks I'm trying to 'steal' her husband. She watches me and is super paranoid. I have a two year lease. FML

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You deserved it 3 174

By ishyboo - 27/02/2016 22:59 - United States - Baraboo

Today, I let my estranged husband move back in with my son and me. Later, his pregnant and underage girlfriend knocked on my door, crying about how her mom kicked her out. I'm such a pushover, they're in my bed and I'm on the couch. FML

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You deserved it 28 943

Get out

By Anonymous - 16/03/2021 11:59 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my abusive ex-husband thought it was a good idea to buy the house next door and start living there immediately. Looks like I gotta move. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 304

You deserved it 85

By Almost_Homeless - 23/04/2014 12:43 - Canada - London

Today, my landlord started showing my apartment, where I have lived and paid rent for over 2 years, to prospective tenants. I didn't realize that I was moving. FML

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You deserved it 3 408

Freeloadin' freewheelin'

By Anonymous - 26/02/2022 04:00

Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 134

You deserved it 91

By Foreverathome - 28/09/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, after months of telling my parents I was going to live on my own, I finally moved out. Not even 24 hours being out of their house, some reject burned down the apartment complex I live in. Guess who's moving back home. FML

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You deserved it 2 576

Strapped for cash

By Anonymous - 10/11/2023 03:00 - United States - Dallas

Today, my now ex-best friend decided to sell his house. This wouldn't be a problem if he hadn't asked me to live in it and look after it, which I've been doing for two years while he's abroad, and is the result of his loud-mouthed, obese mother leading him around by the nose, and forcing both of us to pay her bills. FML

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You deserved it 395

By Uhohwemadeamistake - 29/09/2017 16:00

Today, my new neighbor broke into our new house because his key didn't work. We just closed on the house this week and changed the locks when footprints were found in the bathtub after the cleaning crew went through. FML

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You deserved it 212

By 44magnumtime - 06/08/2012 17:57 - Canada - Oakville

Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML

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You deserved it 1 748

Hard no

By Eduardo - 18/04/2021 20:00

Today, my 30-year old cousin, who is unemployed, parasitic and never completed high-school, whose girlfriend is a crack addict, wants to move into my place. He was evicted from an apartment building two weeks ago for assaulting some neighbors. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 154

You deserved it 86

whaime 10

Monday 12 May 2014 1:39

Time to call the police! lol

rocker_chick23 27

Monday 12 May 2014 1:39

Call the police.

Comments

martin8337 35

Monday 12 May 2014 5:24

Crack is whack.

ishchandan 14

Monday 12 May 2014 5:28

Weeuweeuweeuweeuweeu

vikky538 28

Monday 12 May 2014 6:06

well one of the problems you got is a kid who knows every door and window at your home...may be you need to security system to your house....

ZombieSazza 34

Monday 12 May 2014 6:38

I agree with everyone who has said call the Police. Who the hell believes their parents pay someone to pretend they're the new owner? You have to be really thick as shit to think that! Also I'd like to know why people are voting "YDI", how the hell does OP deserve that shit?!

thewife5 19

Monday 12 May 2014 16:29

Just the crack heads are hitting YDI ;)

worldclassrager 39

Monday 12 May 2014 6:43

Well do you have contact with the previous owners? That should get rid of him

KevenV 10

Monday 12 May 2014 6:56

Sounds like the plot to a movie lol. But seriously that sucks. If he doesnt stop get the popo involved

trell000 13

Monday 12 May 2014 8:48

Op is his name Tyrone biggums?

flipthebirdfuxku 10

Monday 12 May 2014 9:44

I would tell that crackhead that if he ever steps foot on your property again, you will immediately call the police, and that this is the only/last warning he will be receiving. Then follow through. Maybe install a camera/webcam to record him as evidence, if necessary. Scare tactics, anyone?