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By emilyxoxoxo - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my friend and I thought it would be funny if we could both fit into her big sweatpants. When we tried to take a step, she fell on top of me. She started peeing uncontrollably. We had to cut ourselves out of the sweatpants. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2010 20:03 - United States

Today, my friend peed her pants while we were sledding. I could feel it trickling down into my pants. FML

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By Titi14 - 04/03/2010 03:19 - United States

Today, my best friend decided she wanted to tell my boyfriend about the time I pissed myself laughing at her house. When she was telling the story I ended up laughing so hard, that I pissed myself again. FML

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By shattysituation - 31/12/2012 22:36 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try a new place to eat. On our way home we both had upset stomachs. As we raced into the house we realized neither of us could hold it any longer. Having only one bathroom, I let her go first. She exploded on the toilet and I exploded in my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2019 16:00

Today, I am now sleeping on the floor because my friend got super drunk at a small party then peed herself in her sleep. I was sleeping beside her and my clothes smell like pee. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By anonymous - 16/10/2010 15:18 - Canada

Today, I was walking to school. I started running to catch up with my friend. I yelled her name, and she turned around in time to watch me slip on a sheet of ice, fall face first, and pass out. When she ran to my side, I unconsciously peed on her. FML

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By Apple - 12/06/2011 17:54 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house, and I asked if I could try on one of her dresses. It was a little snug, but I got it on. When it came time to take it off though, it wouldn't budge. My friend and her mom had to cut it off me. FML

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Let it all out

By pottypattypeepants - 31/12/2009 20:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were play wrestling. I had pinned him down and was sitting on his chest when he suddenly squeezed my stomach, causing me to rip the loudest fart ever. He looked so shocked that I couldn't help but laugh. I laughed so hard that I accidentally peed on him as well. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2009 05:30 - United States

Today, I was at a local chinese restaurant with two of my friends. We were laughing hysterically when my friend tells me to stop making her laugh because she was going to puke, naturally I kept egging it on. She puked all over the table and I was laughing so hard that I peed my pants. FML

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By Mary - 05/03/2019 18:00

Today, I tried to go down the stairs two steps at a time. I slipped, fell flat on my ass, and busted my lower lip against my overbite. When I tried to get up, I realized I had also peed my pants. FML

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sidekickinit 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:09

i once got stuck in a recliner with my best friend and had to pee. She didn't believe me and wouldn't let me up, and I was really stuck. Her not letting me up made me mad and then I started laughing nervously because I didn't know what to do, and ended up peeing all over her and the chair...

amirn86 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 23:08

Wth is your friend a dog?! lol PEOPLE don't randomly start peeing... unless she's got incontinence problems lol

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theoldGP 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:07

ahaha i wouldn't mind =P actually yeah i would but its hilarious though. i think this would totally happen to me. if someone was leaning on me and i had to pee before then the pressure on my bladder would just make me burst HA

SortaBlack 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:12

hot

Ngood7 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 5:25

I don't know why everyone's calling you an idiot, you were just messing around. Shit happens. Or, I guess in this case, piss.

Ender_ 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:28

#43 - I got owned. haha. Anyways, it would suck to be covered in your friend's urine. Maybe this will turn into a fetish for you. Soon you'll be begging for Golden Showers everyday, R. Kelley will be your favorite artist, and you'll smell like a litter box. As long as that's what you like go for it! haha. Douche? I suppose that word is pretty funny. haha.

iamsansname 0

Sunday 22 March 2009 6:30

You know, trying to fit two people in one pair of pants IS stupid, but I'm pretty sure we all do stupid things in the company of our friends. My friend and I actually did find an entire outfit we could both fit into once, though fortunately, she did not pee on me.