Moving home, Cops and Transportation: Outlaw

Outlaw

By thanksdad - 03/07/2012 01:20 - United States - Beaverton

Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML

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By johnsj8 - 17/03/2011 15:11

Today, I was moving to the city with all my belongings when the trailer came unhitched, breaking the chains on my dad's homemade trailer. I then watched as the trailer narrowly missed a guardrail, went down a hill and into a river. My dad still won't admit he didn't latch the hitch. FML

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By leogs23 - 27/02/2021 16:58

Today, my fiancée wrecked my car so I had to use my other car to pick her up. Ten minutes after I did, my other car broke down in the middle of the road and I had to get it towed. My insurance covers none of these incidents. FML

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By therosalina - 01/10/2018 10:30 - United States - Duluth

Today, my dad moved my car onto the street so he wouldn't accidentally back into it while moving our boat. My neighbor backed into it instead. FML

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By Chris21 - 11/09/2019 22:04 - United Kingdom - Bolton

Today, a drunk driver totalled my new Audi. Who was the drunk driver? My dad. FML

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You deserved it 161

By canadiansun - 26/02/2010 18:37 - United States

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my dad. He met him after my boyfriend ran his truck into a tree, and my dad had to pick us up. FML

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You deserved it 4 056

By crippled - 08/07/2014 08:40 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I helped my dad push our broken-down truck from the driveway onto the tire ramp. Truck didn't make it; neither did my leg. FML

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By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 864

By Nchristine - 27/05/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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You deserved it 4 143

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, my dad is too old to drive, period, and yet while I was at work my wife thought it was a good idea to let him try her new Mercedes, which by the way I bought and insured. He used the accelerator like he was driving a shitbox Nissan and destroyed our local kebab shop's big front window and door. FML

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You deserved it 143

Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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swiftyfoul 5

Tuesday 3 July 2012 9:38

YDI for not knowing how to drive a manual.

freshaf_fml 3

Tuesday 3 July 2012 9:30

Daddy was just trying to help):

Comments

annacd 6

Wednesday 4 July 2012 3:38

Serves you right for not knowing how to drive a manual.

SammehDx 6

Wednesday 4 July 2012 4:00

Ooh bummer. You should learn manual though it's not hard and then your fail dad wouldn't have messed up everything so much. :/

crashley21 10

Wednesday 4 July 2012 5:19

You should learn to drive a standard now. I was recently in a situation as a new to stick driver and had hoped someone else knew how to get me out of it. The only person there out of the other 5, that knew how to drive it, was drunk.

Angelrae 5

Wednesday 4 July 2012 7:50

that sucks... next time ask a friend or someone like that to help you move..

psychoticbiatch 5

Wednesday 4 July 2012 16:37

For anyone who's saying maybe her parents didn't have a manual for her to learn in, I say to her and to you....... Don't be such a tightarse and get professional lessons. You never know when you may be in an emergency situation and have to drive a manual. I have been in those situations about 5 times in my driving life and knowing I can drive a manual is reassuring.

Shamepain 3

Wednesday 4 July 2012 18:12

your poor dad. next time get your own truck you ungratfull bi (#

yoi55 0

Wednesday 4 July 2012 19:23

You should learn to drive a stick...if nothing else, for emergencies!

noisebox 1

Wednesday 4 July 2012 21:40

The old poo-par been a bad boy... Holy smokes....

omerta21 1

Thursday 5 July 2012 5:21

it's not your Dad's fault you can't drive a manual.

dead_insects 18

Thursday 5 July 2012 10:26

You sound like a bitch. The fifth word in your FML was 'helping', meaning your dad was taking time out of his day to assist you with a task that nobody likes doing, and I am sure he was aware that he had no insurance and a suspended license, but risked it to help you. Instead of being just a little bit grateful, you resort to rudeness. Entitled assholes who think everyone owes them piss me off....