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By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 11:40 - Canada

Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML

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Embezzlement

By Username - 06/01/2011 07:49

Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML

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Piggy banked

By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2013 05:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML

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It's the final countdown

By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

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By skiergal98 - 18/08/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML

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By suckmeoff - 12/04/2009 07:21 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My grandma gave me a hug and a check after wishing me a happy birthday and walked away giggling. I was excited because it was the only gift I had gotten all day. Ten minutes later, I realized that it was actually just my tax refund. FML

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Thieves like us

By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 04:00

Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 19:51 - Estonia

Today, I realized that not only did my parents not get me anything for Christmas, they also stole the $500 my grandparents gave me to buy a computer. FML

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By Julia - 26/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML

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iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:09

Steal her car and drive it to Las Vegas where you can use all of her money.

ImInABox 6

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:10

Bitch, gimme my money! *Stewie beats Brian*

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Young_Champ14 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 11:09

id say as soon as you leave for college take all the money ur gma would've given u n more out her bank account take the PAID OFF car n leave to never come back (anytime soon)

wendyheyes 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 12:30

your mums a bitch !

Waltman217 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 14:02

My mom does that too if I'm not home qen it gets here

jadenstigman 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 15:28

take your mom to court and pay your lawyer with all the money u could win lol

razzl3erry 6

Sunday 15 May 2011 19:10

your mom is a bitch.

HunterAlpha1 8

Monday 16 May 2011 0:32

i know exactly how you feel OP. my mom took my $5k train wreck settlement and spent it on worthless shit that i never wanted or will ever use. i should have asked the lawyer to open a bank account or something to hold the money for me until i turned 18. i'm guessing OP is under 18, in which case he doesn't legally own anything. but don't worry, you get to choose her retirement home.

geeksaresexy 18

Monday 16 May 2011 11:30

You can legally own stuff when you're under 18.. What are you on?

HunterAlpha1 8

Monday 16 May 2011 11:55

you confuse possession with ownership. minors don't officially and legally own anything, which is why your parents are allowed to take things away from you. they are, however, required by law to provide you with clothing, food, shelter, etc., and if it is determined that the parent is not providing enough of everything, the child can be moved to another home.

lilkeykey14 5

Monday 16 May 2011 5:16

yeah...id curse her out...politefully if at all possible, which im sure it not

7dsytheory 3

Monday 16 May 2011 6:39

that's cold

deviable 9

Monday 16 May 2011 8:31

well, tell her she'll have to pay interest.

Courtneyyy12 0

Tuesday 17 May 2011 0:33

some mom you have. hahaha.

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