Money: Outrageous

Outrageous

By Anonymous - 14/05/2011 11:40 - Canada

Today, I found out that my grandma has been sending me birthday money every year. My mom just steals it before I ever see it. FML

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Embezzlement

By Username - 06/01/2011 07:49

Today, I found the birthday card my grandma had mailed. Apparently, it contained a gift of $100. Too bad it was in my mom's trash can, opened, with no money. She told my grandma it must have gotten lost in the mail. FML

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Piggy banked

By Rain - 14/11/2016 11:43

Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML

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You deserved it 695

By anonymous - 17/12/2013 05:02 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I discovered my mom has been using my credit card to buy everyone's Christmas presents. FML

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It's the final countdown

By Anonymous - 08/06/2011 04:35 - United States

Today, I found out my mom has notebooks with lists of everything she has bought for me ever since I was born. Apparently she is going to make me pay her back for all the money she spent on me once I'm an adult. FML

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By skiergal98 - 18/08/2019 02:00

Today, I found out why I haven't been getting my bank statements for the past couple of months. My parents have been hiding them from me, because they've been stealing from it. FML

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By suckmeoff - 12/04/2009 07:21 - United States

Today, it was my birthday. My grandma gave me a hug and a check after wishing me a happy birthday and walked away giggling. I was excited because it was the only gift I had gotten all day. Ten minutes later, I realized that it was actually just my tax refund. FML

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Thieves like us

By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 04:00

Today, my mom stole my holiday money because she found it “near her bag” in my kitchen and “assumed it was hers” and she must have “forgotten it was in there all this time.” I demanded it back, but she’d already spent it on hair, nails, shoes, and a date night with dad. She won’t pay me back either. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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You deserved it 1 501

By Anonymous - 27/12/2010 19:51 - Estonia

Today, I realized that not only did my parents not get me anything for Christmas, they also stole the $500 my grandparents gave me to buy a computer. FML

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You deserved it 2 858

By Julia - 26/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I found out all the money my dad has been saving in the bank for me since birth has all been spent, by my mother who I haven't seen or talked to in about two years. FML

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You deserved it 1 995

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:09

Steal her car and drive it to Las Vegas where you can use all of her money.

ImInABox 6

Saturday 14 May 2011 16:10

Bitch, gimme my money! *Stewie beats Brian*

Comments

gemzroxya 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:10

lets hope thats going into your college fund.

ebroski6 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 1:13

how long has your grandma been sending you money?

auston92 2

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:14

don't worry your not the only one this happens to

david000123 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 2:21

WTF???

caleismyth 5

Sunday 15 May 2011 4:58

walk up to her and say "weres my money?: in an astrailian ascent while holding a glock

swosugirl 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 6:39

stab her, problem solved. jk! that would be horrible.

samanthaNN 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 6:55

my grandparents are too old to remember my birthday. at least you got a card still!

cheer4ever96 8

Sunday 15 May 2011 7:52

aww...steal your mom's money.

laurel415 6

Sunday 15 May 2011 9:19

ask your grandmother how much money she would send you and add it up and make your mom spend or give you that much money.

laurel415 6

Sunday 15 May 2011 9:21

ask your grandma how much money she would send you each year add it up and demand that your mother spend or give that much money to you.

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