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Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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He's one of those people

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

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Carrier pigeon

By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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Shame on you!

By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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Cringe factor 1000

By Busted - 05/03/2023 06:00

Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML

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You deserved it 4 985

By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By freckle82 - 12/05/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 4:30am because I forgot to turn my Blackberry off 'loud'. I woke up to find an email from my ex-boyfriend's crazy mother who had sent me pictures of her son's wedding that had happened over the weekend. I am still single. FML

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thebomb553 5

Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:08

Reply back "Goodbye!"

lickastick 27

Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:15

Please... tell me more...

Comments

Yukka244 4

Wednesday 18 September 2013 8:42

So it IS going to be a good day - as soon as you've dumped her crazy ass!

TIRiIPIPiN 6

Wednesday 18 September 2013 11:39

Sounds like an old ex girlfriend of mine. Key word "ex"

dubiedue 8

Wednesday 18 September 2013 12:21

Wow clingy/psychotic much!?

at0micmin3r 23

Wednesday 18 September 2013 14:15

Break up with her. She's now worth YOUR heartache, dude.

siggy_mcsigx 22

Wednesday 18 September 2013 14:22

It's because of the hugggee sense of entitlement teenage girls now have, expecting boyfriends to be somewhere between prince charming and more controlling and obsessive and always-there than twilight edward.

redmnky21 8

Wednesday 18 September 2013 18:38

run, run away... thats psycho

incoherentrmblr 21

Wednesday 18 September 2013 20:26

Jake from State Farm would've been up until 3am thinking of a way to say good night. However, after all of that, I would've said good bye...

akerasi 3

Wednesday 18 September 2013 22:35

Girlfriend error: replace girlfriend and continue (Y/N)? Y...

Stuffaluffagus 25

Thursday 19 September 2013 1:42

Ydi for dating such a psycho bitch

bakabaka714 8

Thursday 19 September 2013 5:12

Communication is BIG with most girls...kind of more so if they don't have a lot of self esteem :/ however this is just over the top...you forgot to say good night? sheesh! OP I'm assuming you fell asleep. If that happened to me and I knew it was late, I'd just message you sleep tight and not worry about it. and I am kind of known to send 3-7 texts if someone doesn't respond for 5 or 6 hours and just kinda drops the conversation without a word of why. I honestly hate it when boys do that BIG pet peeve of mine. But I'm not OCD about it...she sounds too clingy, AND controling, let her down gentley though cuz those are sometimes a resault of low self esteem. I don't know exactly whats going on though or who she is, just going off of what you said. Good Luck OP.