Love: Overbearing girlfriend

Overbearing girlfriend

By Jake - 16/09/2013 19:08 - United States - Albany

Today, I woke up, thinking it was going to be a good day. However, when I looked at my phone, I saw that my girlfriend had sent me an obscene number of angry messages, which are still coming in, because I forgot to say goodnight to her last night. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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He's one of those people

By Anonymous - 10/07/2015 19:54 - Canada - Sudbury

Today, my phone kept beeping, so I put it on silent and went back to sleep. When I woke up later, I found the guy I went on a date with last night had sent dozens of messages. The first was "Good morning! :)" and the last was "Answer me u fuckin cunt!!!!" I think I'm staying single. FML

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Carrier pigeon

By Anonymous - 10/03/2022 12:00

Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML

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Shame on you!

By Bjax - 11/10/2017 16:00

Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 18:27 - United States

Today, My girlfriend and I were watching tv when suddenly one of our phones start going off. We both have the same phone and they were next to each other. She picks up the phone and reads the text message, "I wish you were here! I'd fuck you silly" She gets pissed and runs out. It was her phone. FML

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Cringe factor 1000

By Busted - 05/03/2023 06:00

Today, I woke up to find my girlfriend not sleeping next to me. I go to my car and found a plethora of printed screenshots of me commenting things like, “So hot babe”, “Beautiful! I’d tap that” and other compliments on my female friends’ pictures on Facebook. My girlfriend’s not picking up her phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States

Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML

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By happybidet - 31/10/2016 13:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/01/2011 02:53 - United States

Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML

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By freckle82 - 12/05/2009 13:09 - Canada

Today, I woke up at 4:30am because I forgot to turn my Blackberry off 'loud'. I woke up to find an email from my ex-boyfriend's crazy mother who had sent me pictures of her son's wedding that had happened over the weekend. I am still single. FML

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thebomb553 5

Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:08

Reply back "Goodbye!"

lickastick 27

Tuesday 17 September 2013 0:15

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Comments

AprylAnn 23

Tuesday 17 September 2013 5:53

Sounds a bit like she's overreacting? Sorry OP just apologize and set a phone alarm that'll remind you from now on maybe?

ctchan2381 5

Tuesday 17 September 2013 6:03

this is one of the times you say you actually sent a msg saying goodnight and refuse to admit otherwise and blame it on ur phone network for not having the msg sent succesfully

crayyola 7

Tuesday 17 September 2013 6:07

Just say it's not that big of a deal.

Imaginationn 6

Tuesday 17 September 2013 6:22

If this is on a daily basis I would seriously reconsider your relationship. Thats just way to over the top.

sammythestoner 5

Tuesday 17 September 2013 6:45

should of said good night to her

KaylaTackett 18

Tuesday 17 September 2013 6:59

Psycho! Get out now!

culito_fml 10

Tuesday 17 September 2013 7:18

Ex-girlfriend you mean

NightHawk387 22

Tuesday 17 September 2013 7:21

That bitch is crazy. If she goes berserk just because you didn't tell her goodnight, you are going to have some serious problems down the road.

Ab5traktion_83 9

Tuesday 17 September 2013 7:27

Let her go, man. I hung out with a girl who all of a sudden claimed that I texted her in the morning, when I never did. And got pissed when I 'stopped' texting her in the morning. Let her go and never turn back.