Love, Cars, Neighbours and Break-ups: Overboard

Overboard

By sofked - 09/10/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, the disgruntled ex-boyfriend of a woman who lives three floors down from me slashed her tires for breaking up with him. He also, for good measure, slashed the tires of the person parked to the left and right of her. I was parked to the right of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 806

You deserved it 2 195

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By kierstin - 19/10/2009 15:54 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend because he has anger issues. Tonight, my tires were slashed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 510

You deserved it 6 850

By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 035

You deserved it 2 745

Spare

By Milo - 02/06/2015 16:50 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, one of my tires blew out on the highway. I managed to slow down and pull over without dying, and went to get my spare tire. I found it right where it was supposed to be, knifed to hell and with a taunting note from my psycho ex taped to it. We broke up nearly 3 years ago. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 354

You deserved it 3 324

How dare you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 393

You deserved it 2 597

Revenge is a wheel best served cold

By jacked - 17/04/2009 02:38 - United States

Today, my car got a flat tire. I jacked up my car, removed the flat, and went to get my spare out of the trunk. Where my spare is supposed to be, I found a note. It said, "You're a bitch - John". John is my ex-boyfriend. He borrowed my car the day we broke up, apparently he stole my spare tire too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 161

You deserved it 9 768

By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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You deserved it 6 290

By MyLife - 03/03/2019 12:00

Today, my best friend broke up with her partner. In retaliation, he got drunk and stole my car, then crashed it into a neighbour's house. Then after dealing with the police who didn't arrest him, he and my best friend made up and went to bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 611

You deserved it 198

By neverdatingacopagain - 25/04/2011 04:24 - United States

Today, I woke up to find a parking ticket on my car. My car was in my driveway and the cop who wrote it is my ex-boyfriend. This is the third time. FML

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You deserved it 6 721

Wrong place, wrong time

By lug_nut - 06/01/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house so that he could break up with me. I went out to my car to leave only to discover that all of the wheels had been stolen. Even the spare. I had to spend the rest of the day with my ex-boyfriend finding a way to get my car home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 455

You deserved it 3 334

By FuckedByLife - 12/02/2017 19:00 - United Kingdom - Bridgend

Today, I discovered that my boyfriend of two years was cheating on me. How? His other girlfriend crashed her car into mine and had him pick her up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 936

You deserved it 567

balor_fml 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 1:07

Time to call the cops, and your insurance. All paid for, and the lady is punished. Not so bad now, is it?

Tearz 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 1:06

Lol, fail. Sue him though.

Comments

dspadres 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 2:26

YDI for parking your car.

the_7 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 5:08

#14 and #7 are twits. FYL. Edit: Why is this replied to #14 and not at the bottom? O_o

dspadres 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 7:32

Sarcasm, you don't get it. And it posted here because you must have hit "reply".

HUFILMER 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 2:56

He coulda busted your windshield out. :/

welderchick87 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 3:09

If that happened to me, I'd find his car, slash his tires, grab my boyfriends little welder, weld the lugnuts on ALL his tires, and then weld his doors shut. :)

nokillnobeepbeep 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 3:44

Doesn't he know only women are allowed to slash tires for revenge? For breaking a man law he is out of circle!

scateice 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 4:28

Little doucheshit! Step 1: Get new tires Step 2: Find his address Step 3: Go to his house Step 4: Game on! Pretend it's a monster truck game and run over his car like there's no tomorrow! Ram! Bam! Step 5: Run like **** Maybe it's a little overboard but you know. :{

trueleader 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 4:44

i am sorry 4 u

rhodium 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 6:49

Report that ****** and get him to pay for your tyres. Then slash his tyres anyway.

newlove_fml 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 2:31

*tires You'd think right after reading the FML with the word spelled correctly, you would have spelled it right as well.

thegovunah 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 7:04

he's just following the rules of zombieland. rule 1* the double tap. *i think its rule 1

passionflakie91 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 9:25

nah its rule #2 rule 1 is cardio 2 is double tap

youknowme1221 0

Saturday 10 October 2009 19:22

No, #1: Cardio #2: Beware of Bathrooms #3: Seatbelts #4: Double Tap #15: Know Your Way Out #17: Don't Be a Hero (unless Wichita is involved) #18: Limber Up #23: God Bless Rednecks #31: Check the backseat #32: Enjoy the little things There may be some that I missed, but I know that the numbering is correct for these...