This Charming Man

By Anonymous - 06/06/2021 02:01

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Today, I’m recovering from an accident. My boyfriend wanted to get it on, but I told him I couldn’t as I'd had a major spinal injury. He replied, "But you have a mouth, though stop with the excuses." FML
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cuz803 44

Okay, someone needs to be put in their place. Here's some options: 1. Punish him by denying him any romantic contact for a LONG period of time 2. Tell him to go ********** 3. Get him a pussy pocket 4. Threaten to bite his dick (or actually bite his dick 😈) 5. Break up with his selfish ass He's very disrespectful and feels self entitled. Please grant your peace and don't hurt yourself at the expense of your boyfriend's selfish behavior.

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cuz803 44

Definitely. She should give it a good chomp to deter his selfish attitude.

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meglegpirate 13

He lacks any sympathy for your feelings. Please don’t give him a chance to disrespect you again.

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cuz803 44

Okay, someone needs to be put in their place. Here's some options: 1. Punish him by denying him any romantic contact for a LONG period of time 2. Tell him to go ********** 3. Get him a pussy pocket 4. Threaten to bite his dick (or actually bite his dick 😈) 5. Break up with his selfish ass He's very disrespectful and feels self entitled. Please grant your peace and don't hurt yourself at the expense of your boyfriend's selfish behavior.

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Sadgurl64 10

too much. just throw a towel at him then say no wait and tade it for a wash cloth...

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1known 30

You forgot to write « ex » before « boyfriend ».

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Aaron N Martin 14

Wow is all I can say !! This joker has issues and is bold!

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bleachedraven 14

Damn, EX bf should have empathy, bc even oral would cause movement and hurt you after a major accident...subbing methods/positions should be for fun/satisfaction, not EX's greed. He's all balls, prob little dick.

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hope jm 5

oh HELL NO!!!! don't EVER speak to him again. you're better off alone than with him.

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Yummi_913 18

Did he also give you the spinal injury? Because that asshole sounds like the type. Leave him.

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nammavic1 12

He’s got a mouth, too...

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bleachedraven 14

🤣🤣🤣

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cuz803 44

That's true. If I was the bf, I'd go down on her. She is injured thus deserving pleasure.

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