Overcooked

By poopiemanlol - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I realized that you should never teach your 6 year-old child how to use the microwave, unless you want to be cleaning melted pet fish for about half an hour. FML
I agree, your life sucks 42 160
You deserved it 11 934
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Top comments

Fmypanda 0

Lovely :| I think you need to teach your child not to kill pets!

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Alice_Cullen7 0

lol, aww poor pet fish. but u should have been watching her!

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joemk2012 0

It's an honest mistake, really. He thought fish liked waves.

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scateice 0

People, CALM DOWN, seriously. A microwave isn't a gun that's gonna shoot people automatically. I used the microwave just fine when I was like 7 :) Either I'm genius, or everyone else is a dumbass.

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nokillnobeepbeep 0

I disagree. Running with scissors is a great pastime as a child.

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AtoZnumbersand_ 1

I'm with 42# I could do all those things by the time I was the the op's childs age. I just wasn't a psychopath.

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mylife30 0

and where was the op when the kid was microwaving the family fish?! YDI for not watching your child.

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Kuato 0

Better keep an eye on that kid and make sure he doesn't grow up to be a dahmer or something

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patticake1601 0

Its not the fact that a child knows how to use a microwave, its the fact that he hasn't been taught that when you take a fish out of water it will DIE!!!!! You seriously need to teach your child to respect animals, you learn a lot about a person in the way they treat animals I would be worried if this was my son.

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