Animals, Cooking and Kids: Overcooked

Overcooked

By poopiemanlol - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I realized that you should never teach your 6 year-old child how to use the microwave, unless you want to be cleaning melted pet fish for about half an hour. FML

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Top comments

Fmypanda 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:02

Lovely :| I think you need to teach your child not to kill pets!

Alice_Cullen7 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 2:02

lol, aww poor pet fish. but u should have been watching her!

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iFlipYouOff 2

Thursday 18 August 2011 21:03

You're not a very good parent if your kid is melting pets on your watch :/

16rrpass 0

Thursday 25 August 2011 23:34

Yuck

ImafukNskittleYO 4

Monday 7 November 2011 22:40

Fishsticks, anyone?

2XxMoNsTeRxX2 0

Tuesday 20 December 2011 4:44

That us so disgusting *gagging noise* please excuse me while I throw up >..

shuttershades99 0

Thursday 23 February 2012 5:48

Poor fishy :(

xxxKortnixxx 7

Monday 12 March 2012 21:57

Terrible!:'(

KRiddle 15

Tuesday 20 March 2012 1:45

Poor Fishy! </3

ImTheAlpha 30

Sunday 27 May 2012 17:09

NOOOOOOO! NOT FISHY!

pmm3 0

Monday 16 July 2012 8:00

wait of shes six how does she not know how to use a microwave?

bridgetv25 8

Thursday 16 August 2012 6:39

What a horrid way to die

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