Overcooked

By poopiemanlol - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I realized that you should never teach your 6 year-old child how to use the microwave, unless you want to be cleaning melted pet fish for about half an hour. FML
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Fmypanda 0

Lovely :| I think you need to teach your child not to kill pets!

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Alice_Cullen7 0

lol, aww poor pet fish. but u should have been watching her!

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wafflemonger 0

Wait, do fish even melt? I thought only wicked witches did that.

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munim 0

Teaching a 6 year old how to operate a microwave oven? YTDI

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walkscrooked 0

WTH?! Maybe you ought to think otherwise about producing anymore children! No six year old should be allowed in a kitchen unsupervised! Disturbing!

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elliekinslurvsya 0

Ouch, don't generalize so much. When I was six I never did anything like this; actually I never did anything like this EVER. I was a good kid. While my brother and sister were a different story, I wasn't this stupid, and when my mom told me not to do something like this only once I remembered it, and I still remember those little things, like not to put your hands on the wall when you're going up the stairs because it leaves fingerprints on the wall. Just because some kids do these things doesn't mean all of them do. Don't punish everyone for something only some do.

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AtoZandBeyond 0

Just pretend it was edible fish like bass or sokething

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COBRAMORPH 0

Yeah good job dumb ****. Children should NOT be in the kitchen or use the bath alone. Sounds like your kid inherited your dumbassness & the fish paid for it. What were you too lazy to zap some mac & cheese. Were your stories on? Or where you making him a little brother with some dude you met in an alley?

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sunnystar189 0

Get outta here - I could use the microwave before I was five - and I knew not to put live or metal things in it.

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pugler 0

Torturing animals is a childhood trait of most serial killers. FYL

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heLeN182oo9 0

Ewwwwwww!!!! I didnt let my brother touch the microwave til he was 8.

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junitatheangel 0

My mum wouldn't let me get myself water till I was 9, let alone use the microwave!

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terriibabiiix23 0

mmmmmmm, that sounds yummmy[:

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