Embarrassing, Dating, Farts and Love: Overdoing it - FML

Overdoing it

By elsaza - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff - France

Today, I was on a date with my new boyfriend. I acted very flirty and laughed very loudly to show him how funny he was. I laughed so loudly that I farted. FML

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Yunie_fml 0

Friday 6 March 2009 20:49

The fart isn't the lamest part of this FML. It's the fact that you were overplaying your laughing. He'll either think you're weird, or you'll make him believe he's funnier than he is. Whatever happened to being yourself? :/

jackainscough 0

Thursday 19 February 2009 13:39

bahaha I'm so very sorry for laughing, but that exact thing happened to a girl I used to hang out with. It brings a smile to my face everytime I see her

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accepted850 9

Tuesday 15 January 2013 22:11

This made my day

fulgura 10

Monday 4 March 2013 23:32

Sometimes ya just gotta laugh outta both ends

yukiokashi 12

Saturday 22 June 2013 18:57

...careful not to do that again...

PonyFan10 8

Sunday 13 October 2013 6:23

The laughing then farting part happens to everyone, even me. I know it's embarrassing but you're not the only one.

pandaxlove64 12

Monday 21 October 2013 22:49

I would have turned to the people behind you and said "excuse me, but we are trying to eat"

lilithfury 23

Tuesday 15 March 2016 23:30

You deserved it. It's annoying as hell when chicks overplay crap like that. Be real. Stop the damn games.

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