Fatherly pride

By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 14:01

Today, my wife insisted we start a college fund for our son, even though from where we were sat in the kitchen, we could clearly see him eating ice cream he'd just dropped on the floor, while picking at his belly button. He’s 13. College, sure. FML
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mike3775 35

Wow. I’m sure you were the smartest boy in the world at 13 with your attitude. When I was 13, I was still playing with legos, wrestling figures, etc, yet I still served in the military and went to college. With a father like you, that kids doomed. I recommend an attitude change ASAP

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RichardPencil 30

Why do you say "DBT Therapy" when the T stands for therapy? You're saying Dialectical Behavioral Therapy Therapy! It's like saying PIN number or ATM machine. You know what might fix that?

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RichardPencil 30

You should go through the motions now. You'll need that money to furnish the basement for your kid who's never leaving...or buy a boat!

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mike3775 35

Wow. I’m sure you were the smartest boy in the world at 13 with your attitude. When I was 13, I was still playing with legos, wrestling figures, etc, yet I still served in the military and went to college. With a father like you, that kids doomed. I recommend an attitude change ASAP

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justwanttobesocial...butalsonot 9

He's 13 bro... maybe the things you see that you look down on him for are because of your attitude. Aid is available and I'd highly recommend DBT therapy

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Hangryko 29

Do you get paid for constantly recommending DBT, or ...

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RichardPencil 30

Why do you say "DBT Therapy" when the T stands for therapy? You're saying Dialectical Behavioral Therapy Therapy! It's like saying PIN number or ATM machine. You know what might fix that?

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princess_stabitty 20

Well, half of what you see is caused by YOUR genes, you father-of-the-year, so why do you feel so confident about pointing fingers?

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Jennij717 4

I elected to rename my son's college fund to car fund. Lol.

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Sertorius 10

Sounds like about 95% of university students I've known, including (especially?) the ones doing PhDs. He'll fit right in.

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