Fight, Bullying and Kids: Overpowered

Overpowered

By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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You deserved it 15 591

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 19:48 - United States

Today, a fight broke out between my 21 year old sister and our 6 year old brother. I tried to intervene, only to end up getting battered to shit in the process. According to my sister, he's going to hell for eating her candy. FML

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You deserved it 3 410

Teenagers…

By LieutenantDimwit - 30/04/2021 18:01 - Jordan

Today, my uncle picked up a tissue box and threw it at my sister for fun. My sister got mad and yeeted the box at me. I reacted with the same action, but she lost her crap and kicked and punched me. When I reported the incident to my parents, I get berated and my sister got away with it. FML

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You deserved it 170

By Kid - 17/03/2010 09:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

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You deserved it 80 373

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2016 15:07 - United States

Today, my bratty sister shoved me overboard during a boat ride. Not ten seconds after being pulled back on board, I got an earful of abuse from my parents. My sister is the family favorite and they refuse to believe that I didn't "provoke" her. FML

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You deserved it 917

By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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You deserved it 2 283

Victim blaming

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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You deserved it 3 481

By Anonymous - 15/09/2014 15:51 - United States - West Newton

Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML

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You deserved it 2 941

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By Mr.Incognito-san - 19/11/2020 02:02

Today, I heard my sisters fighting downstairs, so I went down to see what all the commotion was about. As I entered the room, one of them picked me up and threw me at the other one. FML

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You deserved it 1 258

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By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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You deserved it 135

By IRum - 11/08/2011 08:45 - Russian Federation

Today, my three year old sister asked me to go to the amusement park with her. Since I was late for work, I politely refused and said we'd go tomorrow. She punched me in the nuts so hard that I could barely walk. FML

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You deserved it 5 480

WhatsYOURname6 25

Wednesday 23 July 2014 23:15

Kids these days aren't scared of anything.

RusticChick 27

Wednesday 23 July 2014 23:15

You really showed them...

Comments

headofmedusa 15

Thursday 24 July 2014 4:59

10 year olds are getting big these days

DARKDAY07 16

Thursday 24 July 2014 5:00

hey dont be sad ive seen 10 year olds who can stand up against grown men

Futacy 29

Thursday 24 July 2014 5:16

Yeah, but OP is a woman.

fmlrulesBolt 14

Thursday 24 July 2014 5:11

Call the Cops

slipstreak 10

Thursday 24 July 2014 5:31

Sounds like something that would happen on Modern Family.

earljonez 22

Thursday 24 July 2014 6:25

Did by they by chance make you lick white dog shit?

Artures_way1 23

Thursday 24 July 2014 6:29

And people wonder why I hate kids.

Llama_Face89 33

Thursday 24 July 2014 6:43

I have a buddy who was robbed at knifepoint by a group of little Cambodian kids in south Boston. Could always be worse OP.

AmandaApple 4

Thursday 24 July 2014 6:44

those mean kids!

TiaKai 8

Thursday 24 July 2014 7:35

it's stepbrothers all over again

itsdepression 10

Thursday 24 July 2014 7:54

I mean its not like you could of beaten them up but really 10 year olds. at least run away or something. smh

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Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from high school at the exact pizza shop we met at where I worked in high school. She broke it off with me after she caught me cheating with her best friend. These days, she's a lawyer who makes six figures a year. I still work at the same pizza shop. FML

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Today, I arrived at a camp and met one of my roommates. At bedtime, I had energy still, so I did push-ups. The guy was asleep or so I thought because he was facing the wall. The guy thought I was jacking off and told everyone I did it in the middle of our room. FML

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Today, I went for a run, and my own dog attacked me. FML

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Today, after keeping myself awake coughing for 2 hours, I finally drifted off. My cat apparently thought I'd died, and gave me CPR. Now I have claw marks on my chest, and I'm still awake. FML

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Today, as I walked into McDonald's with my mom, she glanced at me and said, "Smells like your future." FML

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Today, for the third day in a row, my 10-month-old is refusing to eat any of the meals that I prepare for him. He will however eat anything semi-edible lying on the floor, cat kibble included. FML

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Today, I learned if you dream you're having a piss, you most likely are having a piss. FML

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