Kids: Overreaction

Overreaction

By BikerBuddy - 14/05/2010 01:11 - France

Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling with something as I came back from the shop. Thinking he was a thief, I slammed him across the head with my helmet, knocked him over - then I realised not only was he a kid barely in his teens, he was tying his shoes. FML

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You deserved it 46 322

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2016 09:19

Today, I saw a bike locked to a short bollard, making it very easy to steal. Being as nice as I am, I stayed, hoping the owner would come soon and no one else would take it. Then the guy who bullied me in highschool showed up, asked me what I was doing, laughed at me, took the bike, and left. FML

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You deserved it 1 239

By Anonymous - 04/09/2009 23:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I was walking home from work going over a railway-bridge, when a 12 year old boy standing at the bottom asks if I could help him carry his bike up, as he couldn't lift it. I did it for him, and was greeted on the other side by his father - who thought I was stealing it and hit me. FML

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You deserved it 2 472

By Braxam - 15/06/2011 16:42 - United States

Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML

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You deserved it 3 641

Don't mind me

By Moon-chan - 30/06/2019 00:30 - Netherlands

Today, I was cycling home. On the way, my laces got stuck in the bicycle pedals and I couldn't move the foot that got stuck. The bicycle fell over, with me attached to it. Everyone was looking at me like, "What are you doing?" FML

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You deserved it 355

Double trouble

By idiot - 28/06/2020 08:07

Today, I was sitting on my bike texting when someone snatched my phone and ran. Like an idiot, I jumped off my bike and ran after him. He then ran in a big circle, got on my bike and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 1 674

By i hit a cyclist - 27/05/2013 11:19 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML

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You deserved it 25 626

BIKES!

By cwell88 - 21/06/2015 13:29

Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML

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You deserved it 1 777

The Child Catcher

By Not a child hater - 30/10/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, I had to chase down and tackle a boy (around 11 or 12) at my workplace after I caught him snatching someone's wallet and trying to quickly sneak out with it. Now everyone thinks I have something against children, even after I returned the stranger's wallet and explained that the little brat is a thief. FML

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You deserved it 60

By stupidcunt - 14/04/2014 23:43 - United Kingdom - Colchester

Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML

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You deserved it 5 350

By bet a woman would've been thanked - 07/05/2013 20:21 - United Kingdom - Redditch

Today, I was out jogging, when I saw a girl fall off her bike and start crying. I ran over to see if she was hurt. Apparently her neighbour thought I was trying to kidnap her, because he ran out with a baseball bat and threatened to beat me to death if I didn't get lost. FML

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You deserved it 3 108

therevolution 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:12

poor kid imagine the life he has from now on...everytime he bends over to tie his shoes he's gonna be all paranoid....0.o

xSkyful 0

Friday 14 May 2010 9:05

YDI for not making sure

Comments

pinkdancer 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 8:36

i don't see wat him being blond has to do with any of this...

jocey23 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 9:07

I would have been like "Oops sorry I saw a bee...yea...ok, um your welcome..." turn and walk away. Then come back and be like "That's my bike...yea." and go lol.

NirveliJoy 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 10:08

I would have probably done the exact same thing...stupid or not. lol

mrzero 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 10:45

that prove you are an asshole.

Tarak_fml 7

Saturday 15 May 2010 16:48

If I was the kid I wouldve beat the shit outta u right there

newguy90 0

Saturday 15 May 2010 17:24

I hope you get sued

kilo6niner 1

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:35

I would have done the same thing. Kid needs to learn to keep his shoes tied, or do that elsewhere!!!

luluro 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 2:36

You are an idiot who must have anger issues...who does that

ChaosElite 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 11:25

xD good choice of actions but if he caught a glimpse of u his 6'11 russian police seargant is gonna curb stomp ur ass back

EffYoLife 14

Sunday 16 May 2010 20:02

Youre an idiot! You dont just go around hitting people! At least say HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? first! find out whats going on before you react! dummy! I hope his parents sue the pants off you! He will own your bike and everything else! JERK!