Overreaction

By BikerBuddy - 14/05/2010 01:11 - France

Today, I saw a blond-haired guy crouched by my bike fiddling with something as I came back from the shop. Thinking he was a thief, I slammed him across the head with my helmet, knocked him over - then I realised not only was he a kid barely in his teens, he was tying his shoes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 8 781
You deserved it 46 322

Same thing different taste

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therevolution 0

poor kid imagine the life he has from now on...everytime he bends over to tie his shoes he's gonna be all paranoid....0.o

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oh god this is hilarious. haha poor guy though :x

Did you yell at the top of your lungs, "C-C-C-COMBOOOBREAKKKEERRRR!" whilst smashing his head into the pavement with your helmet? If you did that would've been awesome! =D

mcmurdy1980 0

Great we are going to read a post that will say," Today, I was tying my shoe when a crazy lady came out of nowhere and hit me in the head with a bike helmet. FML"

mdmdt 0

WTF? Who just knocks somebody out on a hunch? If he was trying to steal your bike I'm pretty sure just saying "Hey, what the hell are you doing?" would have scared him off. I hope he files charges against your dumb ass. Anyone whose first instinct when facing an ambiguous situation is to smash a kid's head in with a helmet should be in prison.

foogas 0

who ties their shoes for that long you're a liar

In Soviet Russia, Blond Hair Guy Most Likely German Nazi, and It Is Okay To Smack Him!

ChicaChica5683 0

I hope he beat u up. y would u attack before like calling out to him or somthing?? screw antiflood. :(

Haha this isn't really an FML I don't think. So he'll get tougher and learn to pay attention to his surroundings so assholes like you don't ever randomly beat him again. And you, well, hopefully you'll run into him one day, he'll kick your ass and then you'll have an FML to post lol