Panic at the crosswalk

By Butterflyguy - 14/08/2009 17:10 - Canada

Today, I literally stopped traffic. I was crossing the street and a butterfly landed on me. Being phobic of butterflies, I had a panic attack in the middle of the road. Oh, and I am 17, captain of our football team, and in very good shape. My girlfriend laughed the hardest. FML
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dramakat11 0

Well, sounds like you've got a good life so whatev. But I do know how horrible panic attacks are--they are Hell so I feel for you. But why would you be scared of butterflies? That's insensitive of your gf but I don't know if I'd be able to help laughing either...

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iWrestleTech15 1

Theres a girl in my class thats terrified of butterflies too. And also peacocks.

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ChazzyWazzy1998 10

Wow that is an unusual phobia lol, especially for a guy!

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Mc8005 9

OP: On behalf of the League of Men, you are hereby banned from our gender. You are to relinquish your status as an athlete, your man card, and your testicles at the earliest possible convenience. You may pick up your pom poms and ****** in the tampon section of the nearest drug store. Sincerely, Manny Manderson, League of Men spokesman

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Oliok 19

You also sound very cocky so I suppose that's what you get.

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snivellus 6

I feel ya, I have a phobia of ants, makes me look stupid but oh well!

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ToxicTyrael 26

Don't worry I have a phobia of fish. Buying groceries is a task I can't manage alone because they sell fish. I'm 23

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Kitouran 30

Look, phobias sometimes don't make sense. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

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