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By Anonymous - 12/01/2011 13:29 - United States

Today, I was driving when I saw a spider hanging from the ceiling of my car. I'm terrified of spiders, so I was watching it instead the road. When I looked back at the road, I had just enough time to swerve to miss the fire hydrant but not the tree. Even the cops laughed at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2011 01:48 - United States

Today, a spider dangled an inch away from my face while I was driving. I freaked out and accidentally bumped the car in front of me. Three cops arrived on the scene and I had to explain to them what happened. I can still hear them laughing. FML

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By abigiggles - 26/08/2018 22:00

Today, a spider came down from its web in front of my face. This would have been fine and I could have killed it easily if I wasn't in my car. Driving on the highway. I cried. FML

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By Bilibók Renáta - 16/08/2019 14:00

Today, I drove my car into a fence because a spider was crawling from the mirror. The police laughed their asses off. One of them asked, "What should I write in the report? That she got scared of a spider?" Then he wrote just that. FML

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Beep beep

By Arachnofail - 08/04/2016 04:16 - France - Goussainville

Today, while driving, a spider crawled onto my gearstick. Not being afraid of them, I casually flicked it off. Onto the person sitting next to me. The person evaluating me for my driving test at the time, who happened to be arachnophobic. FML

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By Steffi3 - 14/05/2016 16:29 - United States

Today, there was a spider in my car. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2012 12:39 - Australia

Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

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Leave spiders to chill

By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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Adapt, improvise, overcome

By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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Ninjafriends 1

Wednesday 12 January 2011 19:11

Thank goodness you made a solo crash. Even when faced with a phobia, please learn to prioritize life over fear of spiders.

Melaniee_fml 0

Wednesday 12 January 2011 19:05

you are an idiot.

Comments

Madrias 36

Thursday 13 January 2011 5:08

You ******* deserved it. Asshats like you, OP, do not deserve to drive. You deserve to walk. Drive to a car dealership, actually, no. Call a tow truck, get them to tow your car to a car dealership, cause you obviously can't drive, and sell the car. Walk back home, and feel glad that you've saved the lives of everyone on the road who otherwise could have been endangered because of your epic stupidity.

xgetxbentx 13

Thursday 13 January 2011 5:50

ydi for not pulling over and getting rid of the spider. you're lucky you hit a tree and not a person.

DoctorDictator 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 5:58

How is it a ydi? OP might have arachnephobia. (however you spell it)

123skyline 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 6:53

Such a small little probably harmless creature leads you to create such havoc. Lol. The least you could have done was try to kill it...

azn4life69 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 7:16

I'm with the cop!

kristenp 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:10

I feel your pain..

Princessdani16 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 9:22

Omg I'm the same way. I've never hit a tree but I've hit the guard rail on the interstate.

brookelee1627 0

Thursday 13 January 2011 10:14

it's ok.. I fear spiders that much as well

timhortons 4

Thursday 13 January 2011 12:15

I was once riding my motorcycle with my visor up and a bug flew in and was trapped between my head and the helmet by my ear still squirming around, I'm glad I don't have phobias, I kept riding until an intersection came up and I was able to pull over and deal with it.