Paranoid

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
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soulstrike23 6

Don't sweat it she probably has issues to jump to conclusions like that

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randomguy76 14

FHL, she must have gone through dates escaping far too many times to have a reaction like that.

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FlinkeMeisje 5

Sounds like it's happened to her that way before. Dodged a bullet, mate!

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sarah_baby22 15

Don't worry OP, it's her loss! She seems like a really hard person to be with if she already yelled at you like that. You wouldn't want wack job as a girlfriend anyway... Who would?

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soulreaper12296 28

Who said she's a whack job? Maybe she's had that happen before and was afraid OP was going to do it too, so she decided to be the one to leave first.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Still a huge overreaction, #69.

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kpohil 13

How many times has that happened to her?

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Exodiafinder687 58

My best guess is that OP expected to go dutch which would have been equal.

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dcats 13

That's her strategy for skipping to bills.

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russfml 31

So what she did is pulled the you can't fire me, I Quit!! Awesome, bullet dodged..

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danielhartlesss 13

Being that it was a date and you're the man, shouldn't you have been planning to pay anyway? I mean that's just common chivalry.

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SkylineFTW97 25

This is 2015. I thought we'd have moved past defined gender roles like this. It shouldn't matter if he's a guy or not.

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GunSlinger69 19

Daniel, I disagree, if the date went South like this one obviously did, the right thing to do is split the bill.

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BritSkits 22

It's not about Gender roles if he asked her out. At least the way I was raised, if you invite them, you pay, whether your a man or a woman.

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GunSlinger69 19

Wow what a ******* bitch, sorry OP, be glad you're done with her, jumping to conclusions like that. SMH

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Pingvinai 37

I applaud her brilliance. She ditches the bill and you get the blame.

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