Paranoid

By Anonymous - 31/12/2014 18:12 - Australia

Today, I went on a date. After we finished our meal, I had to use the bathroom really bad. When I said so, my date totally lost it and accused me of planning on climbing out a window and ditching her. "Fuck that and fuck you!" she said, then stormed out, leaving me with the bill. FML
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soulstrike23 6

Don't sweat it she probably has issues to jump to conclusions like that

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randomguy76 14

FHL, she must have gone through dates escaping far too many times to have a reaction like that.

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Jethco 15

Should've offered to leave your phone locked on the table or something along those lines. Or a shoe or something. As incentive.

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Chilupa 28

That would just feed her insecurities. Her instant lack of trust is a huge red flag too. I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't trust me.

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lizburgo_yo 8

You should be paying anyways, just saying!

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False_Stupidity 41

So, no second date then? If you ever see her around again you should make a point of telling her that actually you had been planning on asking for a second date but won't after that performance.. Make her feel bad.

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nitrog100 21

Oh sweetie, you were going to pay either way.

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quarterbird 18

Left you with the bill? If you're a guy, you're supposed to pay anyway. It sounds like you dodged a bullet, OP... CONGRATS!!!

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lapagani 2

You were on a date. You weren't planning on picking up the check anyway?

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Candied_person 13

She got that low self esteem worse than Ebola

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paolino_fml 18

What you were planning on paying the bill with her? Grow some balls and pay it yourself, or go back to playing with ******* barbies. Real men pay for their women. YDI

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