Parkour

By burnswhenipee - 08/04/2015 00:47 - Canada - London

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Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML
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Dreamsorrow93 24

Apperently not everything is a ***** if you're brave enough.

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wakemeupplease 21

Ouch!! that must've been awkward on so many levels!! sucks to be you

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buckdharma 37

Since you feel awkward using a gate, you walk with an awkward gait?

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EclipseCandy6 24

There's been quite a bit of damage to "sensitive" bodily area's lately

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poppunkette 22

I really need to have a follow up here! Still this sucks! I really am wondering how you did this

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myselfkk 20

OP's problem is not only the pain she gone through but still continue as it burns when she pee....yup it sucks FYL...hope medicines give u relief soon and you get well soon.

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Brandi_Faith 33

Plus, that would be super embarrassing getting stitched up by the doctor, and explaining how it happened. I cringe at the thought of pain as well as the burning every time she pees!

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abNormal62 23

They say you can't pick your family. But you can pick your friends. As well, you can pick your nose. And with permission you can even pick your friend's nose. And now, this is just in... apparently you can pick(et) your ******!?!?

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Gillett 23

Nah, I think she'll be ok. Those things are designed bounce back. After child birth, I've experienced some to bounce back tighter than before.

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killer0689 20

ouch... that's must have been really painful. sorry for you OP

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NickEd 11

The worst part would be trying to explain what was wrong to your parents

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