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By burnswhenipee - 08/04/2015 00:47 - Canada - London

Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/08/2018 19:30 - United States - Bellerose

Today, I had to get stitches on my nutsack. I didn't know my mom had waxed the bathroom floor, and while I was stepping into the tub to take a shower my feet slipped in different directions. I landed crotch-first on the metal door frame. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2009 23:20 - Canada

Today, I had to be go to the ER after I fell on a rake. After having stiches put in, my Mom wanted me to go to the store with her. My friend saw me at the store and thought it would be funny to rip off the band aid because she thought I was hiding a zit. She ripped out my stitches. FML

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By Shone - 15/04/2012 23:39 - Canada - Grand Forks

Today, I had to get stitches on my foot and was then forced to wear a plastic bag on my foot while showering. The plastic bag made me slip in the shower and had to go back and get stitches in my forehead. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2022 06:00 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I was accidently stabbed in the shin with a pen, right before a long weekend. It will need stitches. FML

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By Rebecca - 16/01/2012 00:36 - Canada

Today, as I was pulling into my driveway, I hit my fence. The same fence that I had repaired last week because I had run into it. FML

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So painful

By Anonymous - 30/01/2020 03:00

Today, my sister caught me bent over trying to trim my pubic hairs. She took a photo of my spread ass as a joke and scared me so bad, I cut my clitoris. Currently in hospital hopped up on the really good morphine for the excruciating pain. Oh, and the stitches, God, I can't forget the stitches. FML

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By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2012 20:54 - Czech Republic - Ceska

Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/06/2009 18:44 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike without the seat cover on. I hit a curb wrong and the two metal rods from the skeleton of the seat went through my jeans. I went to the med clinic to then find out that I had to get stitches in my scrotum. There were no male doctors. FML

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By sorethumb - 15/12/2015 23:39 - United Kingdom - Bookham

Today, while observing a surgery, I was asked to open a glass ampule of adrenaline. Not only did I break it and get it everywhere, I sliced open my thumb bad enough to need stitches. FML

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Wednesday 8 April 2015 11:17

Apperently not everything is a ***** if you're brave enough.

wakemeupplease 21

Wednesday 8 April 2015 11:18

Ouch!! that must've been awkward on so many levels!! sucks to be you

Comments

vikky538 28

Wednesday 8 April 2015 15:45

I don't have a ****** but i can feel your pain. Get well soon OP

WipeHour 11

Wednesday 8 April 2015 15:57

*******, OW

NobodyGay 16

Wednesday 8 April 2015 16:19

I'm sorry OP. Hope your ****** Is alright. Most men I know would cry if that happened. You are a brave guy.??

dessemaldonado 4

Wednesday 8 April 2015 16:40

ouch '

ThuNDeY 23

Wednesday 8 April 2015 16:42

There is a wireless network at my school (most likely a hotspot) with the SSID: It burns when IP.

ILikeBigButts_ 12

Wednesday 8 April 2015 17:01

By any chance, did you ripped your stitches while taking shit?

Ben12345_fml 18

Wednesday 8 April 2015 17:03

Ouch

MrAsquared100 14

Wednesday 8 April 2015 17:17

Reading this actually made me cringe and laugh at the same time.

MrAsquared100 14

Wednesday 8 April 2015 17:20

That actually made me cringe and laugh at the same time. Seriously, thank you. I needed it.

DaRito 25

Wednesday 8 April 2015 17:21

I can't chose either because there has to be more to this.

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