Parkour

By burnswhenipee - 08/04/2015 00:47 - Canada - London

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Today, I had to get stitches in my vagina due to an unfortunate mishap while climbing a fence. FML
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Dreamsorrow93 24

Apperently not everything is a ***** if you're brave enough.

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wakemeupplease 21

Ouch!! that must've been awkward on so many levels!! sucks to be you

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Dreamsorrow93 24

Apperently not everything is a ***** if you're brave enough.

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Rkikkas9713 25

Dang, you beat me to it, I was hoping to say that.

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Gillett 23

No, OP was brave alright, just too tight. Well, WAS too tight that is, now she just plain ol BUST OPEN!

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lnheritance 19

That's for sure..I'm a man and this made me shudder and cringe for OP..

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Denny1988 19

if she didn't attempt to insert the fence she would be brave enough, but since she did get penetrated by the fence, she was brave and stupid

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kewpiesuicide 29

I hate that saying. I work in an adult store and know that there is danger in so many objects that people try shoving into themselves.

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wakemeupplease 21

Ouch!! that must've been awkward on so many levels!! sucks to be you

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Steffi3 40

I don't know why you were climbing a fence, but it sounds like a YDI

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hedgedcats 19

Can't really assume it's a YDI until we know the whole story.

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Gillett 23

That's something kids of yesteryear used to do either for fun or to get somewhere faster. We didn't have X Boxes or I Pads back then nor did we steal cars to get around. We did this stupid thing called walking! J/K I'm just trying to be an ass, but all that stuff is true though!

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Fymlife 14

Congratulations #42, you have successfully been an "ass" now go do something positive!

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MaT30123 19

Last year? At first I was confused until I realized you were being an asshole on purpose lol

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grtfuldeadlovr 27

Since there is a button where you can vote ydi one of the options so you can actually assume that in this situation.

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voltroz 18

guess you won't be having any action for a while... climbing fences or anything vigorous...

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AndyPurdy 31

Wait didn't I read an FML about a person who ripped out their stitches while taking a shit? Are you that person by any chance?

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buckdharma 36

Yes, but that's a whole different story.

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Catdragon 40

they're both female and from Ontario Canada so it's plausible

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