Dogs, Poopoo peepee, Boredom and Kids: Parks and recreation

Parks and recreation

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa

Today, I was bored of doing nothing so I decided to take my 4-year-old brother and 3 of our dogs to a school playground nearby. When we got there, one of the four of them pooped in the field. It wasn't one of the dogs. FML

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not_your_taco 15

Monday 6 July 2015 14:15

Guess someone needs to potty train more

DFMLharsh 20

Monday 6 July 2015 14:14

At least it's just one. Could've been all 4. That's still pretty bad, though.

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wordygirl 11

Monday 6 July 2015 23:37

Lord have mercy! I'd of high tailed it out of there quick! pardon the pun:)

samlovesham1234 9

Monday 6 July 2015 23:57

Sometimes when there's no toilets around, you gotta improvise.

emilytheperson 17

Tuesday 7 July 2015 7:24

Have kids they said... It'll be fun they said...

S1N9UL4R17Y 8

Wednesday 8 July 2015 16:50

Just another day in the park right?

imbedderdenu 23

Saturday 11 July 2015 13:29

Hahaha my oldest pooped in my yard my neighbors yard and my mom's yard when he was like 2 or 3 lol Kids will be kids they're all gross little people

Anaz676 14

Monday 27 July 2015 13:36

Why dogs are worst animal to have as a pet

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 7 March 2023 8:24

I'd try to figure out this enigmatic mystery by the process of elimination, but your little brother beat me to it!

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