New year's day and Miscellaneous: Party Hard!

Party Hard!

By Livewire - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, it's New Year's Eve. My husband and I weren't invited to any parties, and we don't have a sitter to be able to go out by ourselves. Instead, I'm watching "Beverly Hills Chihuahua 2" on the Disney channel with our 5-year-old, and my husband has passed out on the couch from sheer boredom. FML

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You deserved it 7 815

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Happy New Leg

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff

Today, instead of spending New Year's Eve having a romantic night out with my fiancé as we'd planned, I'm spending it sitting beside him in the hospital because his friends convinced him to go off-road ghost-riding in the dead of night. FML

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You deserved it 4 513

Second class citizen

By crapped on - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my family went on vacation. I had to stay home to take care of everyone's animals. I called my mom, who said she was too busy to talk to me. When my sister asked her who was on the phone, she replied, "The dog sitter." FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 560

You deserved it 4 261

Hungover

By RedheadA - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML

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You deserved it 3 696

Miracles

By smyp - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - Lithuania

Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML

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You deserved it 1 688

By uninvited - 04/02/2016 15:16 - United States - Boston

Today, my parents called me to ask if I could drop my dog off to them on Sunday. They're having a Superbowl party and want to show her off to their guests. My dog is invited, but I'm not. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 261

You deserved it 1 749

Jesus H Christ

By bastard - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I went to a Nativity play. My husband showed up late and drunk, and I had to explain to him why booming, "Yeah! Time to get baby Jesus up in this shit!" when our son was about to go on stage got us kicked out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 844

You deserved it 4 536

By Myriam - 18/06/2012 16:05 - Maldives - Male

Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML

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You deserved it 3 408

Not the smartest

By ugh Buck! - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog, and when his name was called, my dog got so excited that he jumped face-first into my TV. FML

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You deserved it 4 551

Hard no

By badsitter - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, my mother stopped speaking to me because I won’t let her babysit anymore. Her idea of babysitting is to sit my daughter alone with a tablet and a pile of sugary junk food for 7 hours straight. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 676

You deserved it 381

The ending of Lost explained

By Morgan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I lost my dog. I looked around my neighborhood for hours, and found him under my bed asleep when I got home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 862

You deserved it 30 066

MsSoulReaper 27

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:23

Hey, you're with your family :) what more can you ask for? Be happy you guys are all together whether it is of "sheer boredom". Happy New Year!

YayFlameWarz 9

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:24

New Years shouldn't always be about going out and partying. Be thankful for your family and stop being so stuck-up.

Comments

AdrianEC 15

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:34

Better than one of those shows like Hannah Montana, Shake it Up and whatever else they have on there.

kayleebearr 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:37

Well you guys officially have a kid so just enjoy spending time together (:

Snafuusmc 12

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:37

Me to well I was at home with my dog but now I'm at ihop along with drunks. FML

bobofomo1234 1

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:42

lol at least you are with the ones you love! im in a similar situation, but apparently my wife hates me, so im watching dog the bounty hunter with my 3yr old on my lap in the other room. i couldnt be happier with my company!

puertoricanjoy 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:45

You might THINK it sucks to be sitting at home watching a movie with your 5 year old with your husband passed out on the couch, but in reality you don't know how blessed you are. I know a couple moms who would love to have their kids with them to watch just one more movie but instead those babies have passed, I also know of a woman who's husband passed the day before Christmas. Stop complaining, and start enjoying the precious moments you have with your family. F your families life for having to deal with someone who is ungrateful for the time she has with them. Smh.

bananabuttercup 8

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:45

Welcome to motherhood. Is it not what you expected? Too bad.

partybz 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:46

At least your with your family!! People have love ones over sea's

audiophileMom 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:46

OP, you're an idiot if you can't appreciate spending new years with your kid! And that it was boring is your own fault, too. You definitely don't deserve it, because this shouldn't be a FML at all.

AdrianEC 15

Sunday 1 January 2012 9:50

I second this. New Year's isn't supposed to be about the crappy movies and the dull atmosphere, but it's about being with who you care about and love.