Trans Rights and Love: Passing

Passing

By butchapparently - 10/08/2015 15:35

Today, I got a text from the guy I've been in love with for 3 years, saying, "So um, I've been wondering. Did you used to be a man?" FML

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By JJ - 14/11/2009 03:07 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend of three years sent me a text saying: "I don't think we can see each other anymore, the nights were great, but I think I'm falling in love with Julie". I'm Julie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 525

You deserved it 2 936

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 075

You deserved it 67 555

Overdoing it

By Anonymous - 06/03/2021 17:01 - United States - Little River

Today, two months after beginning a steamy text exchange with the man I’ve been in love with for 13 years, he told me that now when he thinks of me he feels "warm and fuzzy." In a panic, I responded sarcastically, “Primarily in the dick, right?” That shut everything down real quick. FML

I agree, your life sucks 384

You deserved it 1 162

By oxbbabexo - 14/04/2009 13:45 - United States

Today, I was talking to a guy I met online and have known for 4 years. I've fallen in love with him twice, one of those times being currently. He was supposed to visit this summer. I got an email from him saying he's really a 17 year old girl from Chesterfield, MO. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 064

You deserved it 93 901

By ksgirl - 12/09/2009 07:39 - United States

Today, the guy I have been in love with for years decided to tell me all about his women problems and how he can't find someone. After telling him I loved him he responds, "do you know if anyone else does?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 220

You deserved it 4 057

By K123 - 06/06/2011 05:22 - United States

Today, I got a text from my ex-boyfriend telling me he still likes me and might love me too. Later I asked him if he really meant it and his response was "I don't know. I was high." FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 012

You deserved it 5 435

By Anonymous. - 31/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, the guy I've been texting told me he loved me and he couldn't wait to make me his wife, and he couldn't wait for us to have kids and grow old together. I've only known him for 3 days. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 621

You deserved it 5 024

By fml7458364838 - 25/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

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You deserved it 5 507

Worth a shot

By Anonymous - 29/03/2020 17:00

Today, I told the guy I've been in love with for a year how I felt. He replied, "There will never be an us, but you can send nudes if you like." FML

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You deserved it 269

By Anonymous1221 - 21/11/2016 07:12

Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML

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You deserved it 1 459

Flubberwuffer 9

Monday 10 August 2015 23:40

Well he might have spent his whole life wondering

patts_ 23

Monday 10 August 2015 23:40

"Well obviously you've always been a dick" I'm sorry OP. You're beautiful inside and out.

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xbaconator9000x 16

Tuesday 11 August 2015 5:49

"In love with"

maggiefox 25

Tuesday 11 August 2015 6:14

He sounds like a real winner...

incognitogirl 17

Tuesday 11 August 2015 6:34

That probably was the start of a really cheesy pick up line?

thecowgoesmo_o 2

Tuesday 11 August 2015 8:47

that's not love. you've never been in a relationship with him. you'll be fine

VeryMuchDutch 12

Tuesday 11 August 2015 15:09

well... according to the hot/crazy matrix... that could be a huge compliment

llamingo 8

Tuesday 11 August 2015 18:26

Look on the bright side if he cares it probably means he wants to get with you

popsicals 4

Wednesday 12 August 2015 3:15

I don't get it... Were you always a girl?

thesmallwarriorr 19

Wednesday 12 August 2015 7:25

Even if it's true, it isn't cool to ask someone like that. Sorry OP! I bet you're beautiful :)

kilarbos 14

Wednesday 12 August 2015 15:29

Well that's definitely never an OK thing to ask... cis people, amirite?

oldsaltydawg 12

Monday 24 August 2015 5:11

well now im curious

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Today, I came out as lesbian and introduced my new girlfriend to my family. My mom angrily told me that I should have waited until my grandparents had died before coming out, and that I was "extremely disrespectful" for making this announcement. I honestly thought everyone would be fine with it. FML

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You deserved it 1 169

Today, I had my first job interview and didn't have much of an appetite because of the nerves, so I grabbed a brownie that my roommate had left in the fridge and ate it on the train ride in to the city. About 20 minutes into my interview, I was so stoned I couldn't speak. FML

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You deserved it 51 982

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Today, it's the first day in 3 weeks that I'm in my flat after 7 a.m. due to a very busy work schedule. I was looking forward to a Saturday lie-in. Also today, my flatmate's alarm clock went off loudly from 7:30 to 10:30. He's in another country and his door is locked. Bye bye lie-in. FML

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You deserved it 136

Today, I found out that my new roommate likes to put candy on the floor, let ants crawl all over it, and eats it. Ants and all. FML

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You deserved it 954

Today, my dad found a couple of coins on the floor next to my desk, and gave me a lecture about how money doesn't grow on trees and how irresponsible I am when it comes to money. They were Chuck E. Cheese tokens. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 129

You deserved it 2 695

Today, my hand fell asleep while I was masturbating. My own body rejected me. FML

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You deserved it 1 615

Today, my nine year old son went around telling everyone that me and my husband had a "foursome" last month. It turns out that some douchebag counselor at the camp he goes to thought it would be funny to tell him that a foursome was a divorce. All of his friend's parents think we're kinky freaks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 412

You deserved it 3 836

Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML

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You deserved it 601

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