Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
I agree, your life sucks 80 399
You deserved it 4 247

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CateXOX 0

I think your dad has some serious issues...

whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.

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m0rgana 0

1 do you really want to see your dad Fu*king someone and 2 if the OP is a chick think she wants her dad Fu*king her?

monnanon 13

@263 At my school which is also in the UK had the option of leaving at 4th year but it was generally considered as leaving early as our 5th and sixth year were still part of high school, just shows you how different the school system is across the UK. I see what you are saying bout the educational thing but people who are very educated can be extremely condascending and can make silly decisions like OP's "mother" is doing. I suppose there is always the possibility they are in love......nah i dont buy that either.

random15yearold 0

oh wow.. that does suck but try to make the best of it. if your lucky it wont last. or maybe it will be a radd thing. you know shizz happens

logo79 0

The worst thing is your friends probably want to hook up with your mom.

knllamasrfail 0

it would be REALY awkward if the two of you had dated in high school..... lol fyl

NinjaKat99 0

ok people, why would OP deserve this?

Tell the gold digger to STFU and tell her to respect her elders.