Patronising

By quickfingers100 - 22/05/2011 09:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
I agree, your life sucks 80 399
You deserved it 4 247

Same thing different taste

Top comments

CateXOX 0

I think your dad has some serious issues...

whatever. She can't control what comes out of your mouth.

Comments

wow...your dad is ******* messed up..your 3 years older than her?! At least you can say you have seniority over her...tell her to back the **** off little grasshopper when she gets you mad ^_^.

desilove 0

that's really sad . fyl I wouldn't do a thing she said b/c technically your the adult .

Fhl because his dad is doing a better job than him at reeling in the girls? The person posting the FML could be 50 odd for all we know, and his dad still reels in the "chicky babes".

sdoane 0

at least she is buying u something

MalaInsane_11 0

it's creepy depending on how old YOU are. If you're like 30+, it's not that bad. and maybe you're dad is going through some mid life crisis or something.

imacreeper 3

74, nothing's wrong, you're just a pedo.

imacreeper 3

for all we know, OPs father can be Hugh Heffner and this is his son/daughter posting this.

AttucisFinch 0

How is someone marrying OPs father a homewreaker? Aren't homewreakers the ones that **** married people and cause divorce?

banana826 0

I feel so bad for u! thats awful!