Paul Fart Malt Clop
By Cornbreesha - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
By Cornbreesha - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
He was jelly bro
Paul Blart is a lie.
Aww, I'll hug ya. *opens arms for a hug*
He probably came up to you for a hug earlier since his dad never hugged him when he was small and maybe you ignored him or didn't see him because you were too busy going through your everlasting line of strangers that wanted free hugs and he ended up realizing that his only way to cope with stress was to play with silly putty but he had left his at home so he got so mad that he went to rip your sign! ...or he was probably just a jerk.
Hipster -_____- take your free hugs and shove them up your ass.
I feel TORN on wether I agree with you or him
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He knew you were just trying to feel up chicks.
Your actually giving out free hugs at a mall..... creeper